— Ryan Papazian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

Podcast: Balls & Stuff [Sports & Comedy] w/ Ben Kolina and Nick Palm. Special Guests: Ryan Papazian and Dustin Hempstead. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.
In the wake of the Oscar Pistorious murder(?) arrest, Ben and Nick - confused - scramble to find a reliable source. They fly out South African legal expert Johan Van Der Syl, who gives us the low-down on their quirky legal system. Ryan Papazian stops in to argue with Van Der Syl about hockey. Ryan loves hockey…a lot.
9/29. Live at Hyde w/ David Studebaker @ 222 Hyde. $5 ($3 w/ SF State or UC Berkeley ID). 7PM. Featuring Andrew Holmgren, Johan Miranda, Alison Stevenson, and Ryan Papazian. Hosted by Lyall Behrens.
Duke’s Popular Video Blog #11 w/ Ryan Papazian
4/13. Josef Anolin @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 8PM. Featuring Alison Stevenson, Ryan Papazian, Johan Miranda, Priya Prasad and Aida Rodriguez. Tickets Available: Here.


![“I’m not cute. I dress like I’m in the 9th grade. I’m not cute.”
- Ryan Papazian @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/e023034507bcdb80b230f120782fb318/tumblr_mi896gxqoE1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![“Let’s go make a baby and die before its born.”
- Ryan Papazian’s pick up line @ The Angelina Inn [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/e92be377d9dd0a9a1938255f1772ed9d/tumblr_mhq97bbLMM1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![“My name is Ryan Papazian, I made that girl smile, I win.”
- Ryan Papazian’s closing line @ Asiento Bar [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/59507d4d666394abb5bd86f21823878c/tumblr_mf1cx7L6vw1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
