— Ryan Papazian @ Dirty Trix
"Why do I even write? “Do a front flip, do a front flip,” that was last week. This week it’s “balls in your face”."
4/3. Jules Posner @ Milk Bar. 1840 Haight St. SF. Free. 8PM. Featuring Ivan Hernandez, Ryan Papazian, and Erikka Innes. Hosted by Eric Barry.
"Did somebody leave an inhaler up here? That’s fucking metal!"
— Ryan Papazian @ The Metal Show [Vitus]
"The doctor said I either had hives or syphilis. Well Doc, you can’t get a STD from a computer screen. It’s scary to think you can get an STD without the “ST” involved."
— Ryan Papazian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
"Is anyone here alone? I refuse to say “single”, political correct bullshit."
— Ryan Papazian @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]


![Ryan Papazian by Jay Austin Graham
[This was riotous, Ryan being heckled by Q. Huffy through a phone call]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02f4fuxbl1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![12/3. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. FREE. 9 PM. Featuring Jules Posner, Keon Polee, Andrew Roberts and Ryan Papazian. Hosted by Luke Lockfeld.
[More Fun Than A Midwest Barndance Indeed.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvllcpeZJP1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)