4/13. Josef Anolin @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 8PM. Featuring Alison Stevenson, Ryan Papazian, Johan Miranda, Priya Prasad and Aida Rodriguez. Tickets Available: Here. 

4/13. Josef Anolin @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 8PM. Featuring Alison Stevenson, Ryan Papazian, Johan Miranda, Priya Prasad and Aida Rodriguez. Tickets Available: Here

"Why do I even write? “Do a front flip, do a front flip,” that was last week. This week it’s “balls in your face”."

— Ryan Papazian @ Dirty Trix

4/3. Jules Posner @ Milk Bar. 1840 Haight St. SF. Free. 8PM. Featuring Ivan Hernandez, Ryan Papazian, and Erikka Innes. Hosted by Eric Barry.

4/3. Jules Posner @ Milk Bar. 1840 Haight St. SF. Free. 8PM. Featuring Ivan Hernandez, Ryan Papazian, and Erikka Innes. Hosted by Eric Barry.

What’s going on here? Click the picture to find out. 

What’s going on here? Click the picture to find out. 

"Did somebody leave an inhaler up here? That’s fucking metal!"

— Ryan Papazian @ The Metal Show [Vitus]

Ryan Papazian by Jay Austin Graham
[This was riotous, Ryan being heckled by Q. Huffy through a phone call]

Ryan Papazian by Jay Austin Graham

[This was riotous, Ryan being heckled by Q. Huffy through a phone call]

"The doctor said I either had hives or syphilis. Well Doc, you can’t get a STD from a computer screen. It’s scary to think you can get an STD without the “ST” involved."

— Ryan Papazian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

12/3. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. FREE. 9 PM. Featuring Jules Posner, Keon Polee, Andrew Roberts and Ryan Papazian. Hosted by Luke Lockfeld.
[More Fun Than A Midwest Barndance Indeed.]

12/3. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. FREE. 9 PM. Featuring Jules Posner, Keon Polee, Andrew Roberts and Ryan Papazian. Hosted by Luke Lockfeld.

[More Fun Than A Midwest Barndance Indeed.]

"Is anyone here alone? I refuse to say “single”, political correct bullshit."

— Ryan Papazian @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]