"Why am I a communications major? I just yell at people."

Ryan Papazian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

4/19. Where Eagles Dare Live @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Kimberly Rose Wendt, Matt Lieb, Cameron Vannini, Ryan Papazian, Jeff Anaya, and Keith D’Souza.

4/19. Where Eagles Dare Live @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Kimberly Rose Wendt, Matt Lieb, Cameron Vannini, Ryan Papazian, Jeff Anaya, and Keith D’Souza.

Podcast: Balls & Stuff [Sports & Comedy] w/ Ben Kolina and Nick Palm. Special Guests: Ryan Papazian and Dustin Hempstead. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.

In the wake of the Oscar Pistorious murder(?) arrest, Ben and Nick - confused - scramble to find a reliable source. They fly out South African legal expert Johan Van Der Syl, who gives us the low-down on their quirky legal system. Ryan Papazian stops in to argue with Van Der Syl about hockey. Ryan loves hockey…a lot. 


"I’m not cute. I dress like I’m in the 9th grade. I’m not cute."

- Ryan Papazian @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I’m not cute. I dress like I’m in the 9th grade. I’m not cute."

- Ryan Papazian @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"Let’s go make a baby and die before its born."
- Ryan Papazian’s pick up line @ The Angelina Inn [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]

"Let’s go make a baby and die before its born."

- Ryan Papazian’s pick up line @ The Angelina Inn [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]


"My name is Ryan Papazian, I made that girl smile, I win."

- Ryan Papazian’s closing line @ Asiento Bar [Paraphrase]

"My name is Ryan Papazian, I made that girl smile, I win."

- Ryan Papazian’s closing line @ Asiento Bar [Paraphrase]

Ryan Papazian @ Space 1582 by Jay Austin Graham 

Ryan Papazian @ Space 1582 by Jay Austin Graham 

9/29. Live at Hyde w/ David Studebaker @ 222 Hyde. $5 ($3 w/ SF State or UC Berkeley ID). 7PM. Featuring Andrew Holmgren, Johan Miranda, Alison Stevenson, and Ryan Papazian. Hosted by Lyall Behrens. 

9/29. Live at Hyde w/ David Studebaker @ 222 Hyde. $5 ($3 w/ SF State or UC Berkeley ID). 7PM. Featuring Andrew Holmgren, Johan Miranda, Alison Stevenson, and Ryan Papazian. Hosted by Lyall Behrens. 

Duke’s Popular Video Blog #11 w/ Ryan Papazian

4/13. Josef Anolin @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 8PM. Featuring Alison Stevenson, Ryan Papazian, Johan Miranda, Priya Prasad and Aida Rodriguez. Tickets Available: Here. 

4/13. Josef Anolin @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 8PM. Featuring Alison Stevenson, Ryan Papazian, Johan Miranda, Priya Prasad and Aida Rodriguez. Tickets Available: Here