Jules Posner & Alison Stevenson in... "91%"
- Jules Posner [hosting at SF Punch Line]: This next comic recently moved to Los Angeles, and that makes me really sad. Also, we're a 91% match on OKCupid. Everybody give it up for Alison Stevenson!
- [Alison takes the stage]
- Alison Stevenson: Does that guy want to fuck me or what?!
- [Paraphrase]

![“I’m at the point of my fat where it’s either ice cream or my foot.”
- Kaseem Bentley @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/febe73db5cca77a2ed5114fe2f7c66b1/tumblr_mix122UHYJ1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)

![“The premise is: if nobody is happy, everybody will live to 150 [years-old] in Berkeley.”
- Sean Keane @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3e6cf2c4bc43e1daa4fa3d10dabcb70/tumblr_mhtmt7DUTM1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
