- Jules Posner [hosting at SF Punch Line]: This next comic recently moved to Los Angeles, and that makes me really sad. Also, we're a 91% match on OKCupid. Everybody give it up for Alison Stevenson!
- [Alison takes the stage]
- Alison Stevenson: Does that guy want to fuck me or what?!
— Pete Holmes’s impression of Hell @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]