Bits and Pieces: Ben Feldman’s “‘Toothpick Guy’ vs. ‘Dental Floss Guy’”

Over the course of a comedian’s life he or she will experience thousands of jokes – some of them, they might even like. In the spirit of comics loving comedy, we present a short form journal of the Bay’s best comedians talking shop and throwing shine on their favorite jokes/bits/stories heard over and over and over again in cafes, clubs, and anywhere else with a microphone. 

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“Chase Through the Subway” by John Mulaney. Album: The Top Part. Year: 2009. Recorded live at the San Francisco Punch Line.

(Source: Spotify)

Jules Posner & Alison Stevenson in... "91%"

  • Jules Posner [hosting at SF Punch Line]: This next comic recently moved to Los Angeles, and that makes me really sad. Also, we're a 91% match on OKCupid. Everybody give it up for Alison Stevenson!
  • [Alison takes the stage]
  • Alison Stevenson: Does that guy want to fuck me or what?!
  • [Paraphrase]

"Welcome to San Francisco, X-Men" by Josef Anolin. Recorded Live at San Francisco Punch Line. 

Lydia Popovich. 8 minutes at the San Francisco Punch Line. 


"I’m at the point of my fat where it’s either ice cream or my foot."

- Kaseem Bentley @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]

"I’m at the point of my fat where it’s either ice cream or my foot."

- Kaseem Bentley @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Shawn Robbins]

"Christopher Dorner" by Matt Gubser. Recorded Live at the San Francisco Punch Line

Mary Van Note. 14 Minutes at the San Francisco Punch Line. 

Kate Willett, Marcella Arguello, Clare O’Kane, Carmelita (Frankie Quiñones), Shanti Charan backstage at the San Francisco Punch Line green room.

Kate Willett, Marcella Arguello, Clare O’Kane, Carmelita (Frankie Quiñones), Shanti Charan backstage at the San Francisco Punch Line green room.


"The premise is: if nobody is happy, everybody will live to 150 [years-old] in Berkeley.”

- Sean Keane @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]

"The premise is: if nobody is happy, everybody will live to 150 [years-old] in Berkeley.”

- Sean Keane @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Shawn Robbins]