6/3. Misery Index @ The Rite Spot. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring David Gborie, James Fluty, Jesse Elias, Karinda Dobbins, Christopher John, Land Smith, Sad Vicious and hosted by Trevor Hill. 
pleasekilltrevorhill:

MISERY INDEXMonday, June 3rd @ 8:00pmThe Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)3 blocks from 16th & Mission BARTNO COVER!
Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… 
MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.
June’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers David Gborie (Bridgetown Comedy Fest), James Fluty (Hand to Mouth), Jesse Elias (Outside Lands), Karinda Dobbins (Punch Line), Christopher John (Cobb’s) and Land Smith (Talkies) with special guests Sad Vicious (comedy/music/madness). Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth).
Every First Monday of the Month!
The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly

6/3. Misery Index @ The Rite Spot. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring David Gborie, James Fluty, Jesse Elias, Karinda Dobbins, Christopher John, Land Smith, Sad Vicious and hosted by Trevor Hill. 

pleasekilltrevorhill:

MISERY INDEX
Monday, June 3rd @ 8:00pm
The Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)
3 blocks from 16th & Mission BART
NO COVER!

Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… 

MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.

June’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers David Gborie (Bridgetown Comedy Fest), James Fluty (Hand to Mouth), Jesse Elias (Outside Lands), Karinda Dobbins (Punch Line), Christopher John (Cobb’s) and Land Smith (Talkies) with special guests Sad Vicious (comedy/music/madness). Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth).

Every First Monday of the Month!

The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly

julesposner:

Keepin’ it short and sweet in TimeOut New York

emilyheller:

At long last - another episode of my web series The Future!!! This one features the delightful Kenan Thompson!!! (by AboveAverageNetwork)

"I get hella pussy! Too much pussy if you ask me."

— Christopher John @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Charlie O’Connor

“I’ve got this “lipstick lesbian” face with a “Tim Burton” body.” 

- Charlie O’Connor @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[At the time of this writing, there’s are less than three days left to contribute to this project, which you should totally back. I’m incredibly biased insomuch that I have a respectful personal relationship with most of the cast, an overwhelming appreciation for the subject manner and universal belief of production that features the best of the Bay Area. There’s a lot more sordid, wasteful ways to spend your money. Why not contribute to a dream or three?]

Rolling w/ Keith Lowell Jensen: Episode 10. The Lows. Directed by Danielle Mandella. Cameos by John Ross and Johnny Taylor.

Dave Thomason by Leo Hochberg
"You put the “UTI” in beautiful"

— Albert Corado’s “hypothetically dismal” pick-up line @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

Feature: If Comedians Were Sex Toys

Sex and comedy are symbiotic bedfellows. Many comedians are martyrs for coitus’ often ridiculous trappings, spinning observational gold the night after the morning after.

When you bring in sex toys, things are liable to get even more funny, because really, who doesn’t enjoy a good 14 inch dildo joke? Even grandma gets down, right? At least on the jokes (hopefully). 

So as an homage to comedy and well, sex toys, I thought it would be fun to actually compare famous comedians to sex toys. Can you guess who’s going to be the 14incher?

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