“I feel like I should get a standing ovation for using the bathroom here… I’m sure it’s so that people don’t do drugs or have sex but that’s all i want to do after leaving [it].”

- Morgan Murphy @ Esta Noche [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Morgan Murphy]

comedystylings:

Miles K.

Jacket: Gap, from brother

Sweatshirt: Alternative Earth, Jeremy’s

Jeans: Levi’s, Slash Jeans Berkeley

Shoes: Hush Puppies, Zappos.com

Bracelet: handmade from a music festival

more Miles K. here

photo taken last night at the San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival

Weed! Weeeeeeed! Is it too late to pander to you people?

- Kevin Camia’s opening lines @ Polish Club/420 Show/SFCBF [Paraphrase]

Anybody here watch Homeland? One person? Nobody else can afford premium channels? I love a nice, poor audience! 

- J.C. Coccoli @ Sub/Mission [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]

I found out my penis lost its job… If you know of any openings let me know. 

- Randy Liedtke @ Sub/Mission [Paraphrase]

Line-Up at the Polish Club 4:20 Show. Saturday October 13, 2012. 

[Not scribed: Tom Rhodes]

The first time I smoked weed I was a sophomore in college, because what about this doesn’t say “late bloomer”.

- Barbara Holm @ Dark Room Theater [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Marianne Ways]

liezlwashere:

SF Comedy & Burrito Festival | Sub Mission | 10.12.12 

Charles Star 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Kath Barbardoro

[Photo by Steve Rogers]