10/14: Funny Ass Funny Open Mic. @SOMSF . 2925 16 St. 6-9 PM. Hosted by. Chris Riggins & Amy Miller [Currently getting ready]

10/14: Funny Ass Funny Open Mic. @SOMSF . 2925 16 St. 6-9 PM. Hosted by. Chris Riggins & Amy Miller [Currently getting ready]

Tonight: Funny Ass Funny Open Mic. @SOMSF . 2925 16 St. 6-9 PM. Hosted by. Chris Riggins & Amy Miller [Cool, budding new comedy]

Tonight: Funny Ass Funny Open Mic. @SOMSF . 2925 16 St. 6-9 PM. Hosted by. Chris Riggins & Amy Miller [Cool, budding new comedy]

"I’m not Jewish, I’m just bad at sports"

— Ivan Hernandez @ SOM Bar

Comedy Theme Song: “Brand New Day” from The Wiz

[They don’t watch The Wiz on the island apparently]


"Your skin is so beautiful”

- Mimi Vilmenay to Melanie O’Brien @ SOM Bar (via ivanhernandez & joegorman)

"Your skin is so beautiful

- Mimi Vilmenay to Melanie O’Brien @ SOM Bar (via ivanhernandez & joegorman)

"I’m making a new type of weed. You heard of ‘Trainwreck’? You heard of ‘Super Trainwreck’? I’m making the ‘Space Shuttle Challenger’."

— Chris Schiappacasse @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]

"Yo momma so dyslexic she sucked my crack for dick!"

— Kevin Munroe @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]

"I’m performing at the International Cannabus and Hemp Expo, or as I like to call it ‘Fuck You Dad: The Convention’"

— Ivan Hernandez @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]

"I want to be cremated and put in an etch-a-sketch"

— Zorba Hughes @ SOM Bar

Friday Comedy News: (8/26/2011)

Funny Ass Funny Open Mic. @SOMSF . 2925 16 St. 6-9 PM. Hosted by. Chris Riggins & Amy Miller [Cool, budding new comedy]

Jabari Davis and Associates @ The Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 8&10 PM. $20. Feat: [Angela Marie, Michael Olsen, Sam Weber, Jason Dove] and [Chris Duncan, Paul Brumbaugh]. Hosted by Tony Sparks. [Very exciting, classic comedy in the City’s most historical comedy landmark]

Electric PowWow @ Brava Theater. 2781 24th St. SF. $10. 7 PM. Feat: Charlie Ballard, Reggie Matthews, Jackie Keliiaa and more.

Snob Theater @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. $12. 10 PM. Featuring John Hoogasian, Josef Anolin, Anita Drieseberg, Phil Johnson, The Blank Tapes and Jascha vs. Jascha. [Great new music. Great new comedians. All Local. All Fresh.]

F*cking Free Friday @ Alcove Theater. 414 Mason St. SF. 10:30 PM. Free. [Late Night Improv Show.]

Dov Davidoff @ The Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8&10 PM. Featuring Christina Pazsitzky and Dave Thomason. [Sharp Mind for Sharp Pains in Belly (i.e. Laughter)]