Comedy Theme Song: “Island in the Stream” by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
You’re afraid to go to prison and also, don’t go into a fight with a boner
- David Gborie’s conscience’s argument against fighting women @ SOM Bar
![I’m like the empanda lady of showing my penis
- Ivan Hernandez on public exposure @ SOM Bar
[Photo courtesy of The Front Row. Taken at ERA Bar and Lounge]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltui4yQERK1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![I might be the skinniest security guard in the world, but I got a job
- Papp Johnson @ SOM Bar
[Photo by Imran G]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltue7k6im91qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"You get Tic Tacs and Certs and shit at black houses"
— Chris Riggins on African American Halloween @ SOM Bar
![Anybody else ever get done masturbating and think… “I’ve had better”.
-Sierra Frost @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthi3mNYtb1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
Victor Varnado and Chris Riggins in: Diss-Jockey
- Victor Varando: I refuse to call you DJ, you don't deserve that badge.
- Chris Riggins: I don't want that badge
- Victor Varando: 'I don't want that badge'. You see that? Sour grapes.
"This place looks like an Ani DiFranco album just ended"
— Rory Hensey @ SOM Bar
"Is anyone here alone? I refuse to say “single”, political correct bullshit."
— Ryan Papazian @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]
"I saw my first fetus in a jar and my first thought was, ‘How do I get this into a mix drink’."
— Pablo Ocegueda @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]
