"I Don’t Hit My Kid" by Keith Lowell Jensen

Stand Upping at Punch Line Sacramento in December 2013. I don’t hit my kid and somehow this is a point of contention between me and some of my friends.

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Clip from the other night. “Boudoir photos”

Mary Van Note @ Sacramento Punch Line (punchlinesac) (9/11/2013) 

Rolling w/ Keith Lowell Jensen: Episode 7. The Five Day Run. Directed by Danielle Mandella. Cameos by Kevin O’Shea, Johnny Taylor, Alex Koll, Chazz Hawkins, Nick Aragon and Daniel Humbarger

Rolling w/ Keith Lowell Jensen: Episode 2. The Flow. Directed by Danielle Mandella.

On stage at his CD release show, Keith has vivid and unexpected flashbacks from battle in a foreign land.

2/24. Elf Orgy Release Party Show @ Sacramento Punch Line. 2100 Arden Way Suite 225. 7PM. $15. Featuring Keith Lowell Jensen, Johnny Taylor, Jaime Fernandez, Michael Patten and hosted by Trevor Hill. Tickets Available: Here. 

2/24. Elf Orgy Release Party Show @ Sacramento Punch Line. 2100 Arden Way Suite 225. 7PM. $15. Featuring Keith Lowell Jensen, Johnny Taylor, Jaime Fernandez, Michael Patten and hosted by Trevor Hill. Tickets Available: Here

Podcast: Doug Loves Movies @ Sacramento Punch Line featuring Keith Lowell Jensen, Rory Scovel, and Ngaio Bealum. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here.

[Great episode with some local favorites. On his debut, KLJ rocked DLM]

Product Review: If These Balls Could Talk

Whooping applause welcomes Louis Katz, comedian/director/person, to the crowning of his album recording; a hot, Sacramento crowd. Such love isn’t something to squander, oh no, as Katz returns the sentiment with immediate self-deprecation, the kind characterized by skyward chin, erect spine and a flaccid penis hanging through a gaping, open fly.

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