Sam Davidoff and Brendan Lynch in... Patronizing Filicide
- Sam Davidoff: This last guy, I wish he could be my father. Everybody give it up for Brendan Lynch!
- [Brendan Lynch enters stage right as Sam exits]
- Brendan Lynch: I would be your father if your mom wasn't a pig.
- [Paraphrase]


![7/24. Young Guns of Comedy @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring David Studebaker, Imran G, Sam Davidoff, Ellis Rodriguez, KC Chandara, Pati Shojaee and Kaseem Bentley. Tickets Available: Here.
[It’s David’s birthday, he’s a good guy, very funny, and you should support him and all the other great comedians on the bill. Don’t be a dick by witholding patronage.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ocw9GZQt1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
