11/5. Make Up Your Mind (Comedy) @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. $15. 8PM. Featuring Joe Kloceck, Varun Rajan, David Studebaker, Sam Hausman, Seamus Calder, Matt Lieb and Dan Allenderwest. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski. Tickets Available: Here. 

Whether you’re a Democrat, a Republican, an Independent or you’re still shouting “Ron Paul for President!” you’ll find a comedian in this show who shares your views and will state your case on the eve of this pivotal 2012 Presidential Election. Headliner Joe Klocek (SF Weekly’s “Best comic in the CITY!” 2011; Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham; Last Comic Standing) and feature act David Studebaker (Punch Line regular; finalist in 3 Bay Area-wide stand up competitions) will defend the Democratic home court that is San Francisco as politically moderate host/referee Dash Kwiatkowski (“Short, but entertaining” -SF Weekly) welcomes a slew of hilarious, politically diverse special guests who will have you heading into that voting booth with a smile on your face and your mind made up! 
All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID. There is a two drink minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are not permitted.

11/5. Make Up Your Mind (Comedy) @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. $15. 8PM. Featuring Joe Kloceck, Varun Rajan, David Studebaker, Sam Hausman, Seamus Calder, Matt Lieb and Dan Allenderwest. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski. Tickets Available: Here

Whether you’re a Democrat, a Republican, an Independent or you’re still shouting “Ron Paul for President!” you’ll find a comedian in this show who shares your views and will state your case on the eve of this pivotal 2012 Presidential Election. Headliner Joe Klocek (SF Weekly’s “Best comic in the CITY!” 2011; Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham; Last Comic Standing) and feature act David Studebaker (Punch Line regular; finalist in 3 Bay Area-wide stand up competitions) will defend the Democratic home court that is San Francisco as politically moderate host/referee Dash Kwiatkowski (“Short, but entertaining” -SF Weekly) welcomes a slew of hilarious, politically diverse special guests who will have you heading into that voting booth with a smile on your face and your mind made up! 

All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID. There is a two drink minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are not permitted.

5/17. Hella Funny @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $15-$20. 8PM. Featuring Story Moyd, Alejandro Perez, Kelly Lynch, Iris Weiss, Sam Hausman, Michael James Benson, Tim Wolcott and Kevin Collins. Hosted by Tony Sparks. 

5/17. Hella Funny @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $15-$20. 8PM. Featuring Story Moyd, Alejandro Perez, Kelly Lynch, Iris Weiss, Sam Hausman, Michael James Benson, Tim Wolcott and Kevin Collins. Hosted by Tony Sparks. 

11/18. Kelly McCarron [TWO SHOWS] @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 7&9PM. $15-20. Featuring Liz Stone & TJ Kelsall and Sam Hausman & Wilder Shaw. Advance Tickets: Here.

11/18. Kelly McCarron [TWO SHOWS] @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 7&9PM. $15-20. Featuring Liz Stone & TJ Kelsall and Sam Hausman & Wilder Shaw. Advance Tickets: Here.


"Hey, nice poop"

- Sam Hausman to a recently relieved girl during a college co-op bathroom experience
[Photo by. Imran G]

"Hey, nice poop"

- Sam Hausman to a recently relieved girl during a college co-op bathroom experience


[Photo by. Imran G]

Performing tonight @ 4th Wall in Berkeley (1027 University). 7:30. $15. Headlined by @coreespencer . I’m about to go disco in this shit.

Performing tonight @ 4th Wall in Berkeley (1027 University). 7:30. $15. Headlined by @coreespencer . I’m about to go disco in this shit.