"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."
– Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."

Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"Albuquerque: where guys with face tattoos go to avoid child support payments"

Sam Tallent @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

Sam Tallent by Jay Austin Graham
10/12: Free Comedy @ Sports Basement. 1590 Bryant St. SF. Featuring Priya Prasad, Matt Lieb, Andrea Almario, Jamie Ball, Rolf Skar, Emily Van Dyke, JC Coccoli, Sam Tallent and Greg Edwards. Hosted by Anthony Medina. Also, FREE BEER!

10/12: Free Comedy @ Sports Basement. 1590 Bryant St. SF. Featuring Priya Prasad, Matt Lieb, Andrea Almario, Jamie Ball, Rolf Skar, Emily Van Dyke, JC Coccoli, Sam Tallent and Greg Edwards. Hosted by Anthony Medina. Also, FREE BEER!


Yeah, I know, squirrels are pretty racist.

- Sam Tallent @ San Francisco Punch Line 

Yeah, I know, squirrels are pretty racist.

- Sam Tallent @ San Francisco Punch Line 

(Source: natureandrelaxation)

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Sam Tallent (“A burrito filled with cash; racks!”) [56 Days Left]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Sam Tallent (“A burrito filled with cash; racks!”[56 Days Left]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

Dirty Trix Pix by Moore/Shapiro

5/26. Jokes & Jabs w/ Chris Riggins @ 7 Mile House. 2800 Bayshore Blvd. Brisbane. 9PM. Free. Featuring Gary Anderson and Sam Tallent. Hosted by Tony Sparks. Presented by Speech Therapy. 

5/26. Jokes & Jabs w/ Chris Riggins @ 7 Mile House. 2800 Bayshore Blvd. Brisbane. 9PM. Free. Featuring Gary Anderson and Sam Tallent. Hosted by Tony Sparks. Presented by Speech Therapy. 

"San Fran 1" by Sam Tallent. From "Joke Life Vol. 1". Recorded Live @ 222 Hyde. 

5/11. Good Times at the Grotto @ Sports Basement. 1590 Bryant St. SF. 6:30PM. Free. Featuring Marc Abrigo, Bryant Hicks, Stefani Silverman, Roman Leo, Gary Anderson, Jay Austin Graham, and Sam Tallent. Hosted by Anthony Medina. Free Beer!

5/11. Good Times at the Grotto @ Sports Basement. 1590 Bryant St. SF. 6:30PM. Free. Featuring Marc Abrigo, Bryant Hicks, Stefani Silverman, Roman Leo, Gary Anderson, Jay Austin Graham, and Sam Tallent. Hosted by Anthony Medina. Free Beer!