"Yo Yo Momma is so fat, she plays the cello."

— Sammy Franco @ Vitus 

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My wife is so dirty… (How dirty is she)… when she pulls out the cucumber, it comes out bumpier.

- Sammy Franco
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

My wife is so dirty… (How dirty is she)… when she pulls out the cucumber, it comes out bumpier.

- Sammy Franco

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

"The Differences Between Black People and White People" by. Sammy Franco and Jesse Elias.

Sammy Franco by. Leo Hochberg

Sammy Franco by. Leo Hochberg

"You may recall the show Family Matters; it was a popular sitcom from the 1990’s. In it the character Steve Urkel has a machine that he stepped into and reemerged from as Stefan. I have such a machine at my house, except when I step into it, I reemerge as Sammy Franco."

— Miles K. doing an impression of Jesse Elias at Twisted Biscuit [via J.E. + Facebook]

"I like my women like my citations for parking on the Golden Gate Bridge… double fine."

— Sammy Franco

DJ Jesse Elias by. Sammy Franco

DJ Jesse Elias by. Sammy Franco

Na Na Na Na NIIIIITRO! [Star Child, Sammy Franco]

Na Na Na Na NIIIIITRO! [Star Child, Sammy Franco]

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