"Yo Yo Momma is so fat, she plays the cello."
— Sammy Franco @ Vitus
![My wife is so dirty… (How dirty is she)… when she pulls out the cucumber, it comes out bumpier.
- Sammy Franco
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lud6klF7uQ1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“The Differences Between Black People and White People” by. Sammy Franco and Jesse Elias.
"You may recall the show Family Matters; it was a popular sitcom from the 1990’s. In it the character Steve Urkel has a machine that he stepped into and reemerged from as Stefan. I have such a machine at my house, except when I step into it, I reemerge as Sammy Franco."
— Miles K. doing an impression of Jesse Elias at Twisted Biscuit [via J.E. + Facebook]
"I like my women like my citations for parking on the Golden Gate Bridge… double fine."
— Sammy Franco
![Na Na Na Na NIIIIITRO! [Star Child, Sammy Franco]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgh1y9eiUV1qbextvo1_500.jpg)
