comedystylings:

Jesse Elias
sweater: don’t remember
pants: Amazon.com
shirt: from Miles K.
shoes: Skechers outlet
sunglasses: free from Outside Lands
button: The San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival 
more Jesse Elias here
See Jesse LIVE at Comedy Stylings on Tues, April 9
Photo taken at the 2012 San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival

comedystylings:

Jesse Elias

sweater: don’t remember

pants: Amazon.com

shirt: from Miles K.

shoes: Skechers outlet

sunglasses: free from Outside Lands

button: The San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival 

more Jesse Elias here

See Jesse LIVE at Comedy Stylings on Tues, April 9

Photo taken at the 2012 San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival

liezlwashere:

OH HELL. My buddy Ameen needed a smiling burrito mascot for his comedy festival, SF Comedy & Burrito Festival last year, so I made him one.
TODAY HE SHOWED ME THIS. I don’t know who this Xander Deveaux person is, but I’d like to shake his hand.

liezlwashere:

OH HELL. My buddy Ameen needed a smiling burrito mascot for his comedy festival, SF Comedy & Burrito Festival last year, so I made him one.

TODAY HE SHOWED ME THIS. I don’t know who this Xander Deveaux person is, but I’d like to shake his hand.

I would post some of the exquisite selections but I respect Ms. Estipona’s download options/general copyright. 

George P. Gordon III @ SUB Mission/SFCBF

George P. Gordon III @ SUB Mission/SFCBF

"If you’re 34 [years-old] and still sleep on a futon, you can’t tell me to play with your balls more. I don’t care if you did a Carl’s Jr. commercial."

— Barbara Gray @ Polish Club/SFCBF [Paraphrase]

"Life is a nightmare and we’re escaping it by the moment."

— Matt Ingebretson’s mid-set epiphany  @ Esta Noche/SFCBF [Paraphrase]


Guys don’t objectify me because you can’t motorboat a ribcage.

- Maggie Maye @ Polish Club/SFCBF [Paraphrase]

Guys don’t objectify me because you can’t motorboat a ribcage.

- Maggie Maye @ Polish Club/SFCBF [Paraphrase]

Andy Haynes @ SUB Mission/SFCBF 

Andy Haynes @ SUB Mission/SFCBF 

"Y’all know I don’t give a fuck right? [Manic laughter]"

— Kaseem Bentley during a 22/10 minute set @ Sub/Mission [Paraphrase]


"I feel like I should get a standing ovation for using the bathroom here… I’m sure it’s so that people don’t do drugs or have sex but that’s all i want to do after leaving [it]."

- Morgan Murphy @ Esta Noche [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Morgan Murphy]

"I feel like I should get a standing ovation for using the bathroom here… I’m sure it’s so that people don’t do drugs or have sex but that’s all i want to do after leaving [it]."

- Morgan Murphy @ Esta Noche [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Morgan Murphy]