“I’m a four in a nine’s body. I know all you see up here is eyelashes and gams, but inside it’s no bueno.”

- Eric Dadourian @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Kyle Mizono]

It’s a lot of zoo jokes. I smoke a lot of weed, go to a lot of zoos. 

- Stephen Furey explaining his material @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

“Skinny jeans are the mullet of denim, because they combine good and bad things incorrectly.” 

- Mary Alice McNab @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

“This is something real, I was recently told to go back to Mexico…”

- George Chen on mistaken identity @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Elise Kane]

4/9. Comedy Stylings @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8PM. $15. Featuring Lydia Popovich, Jesse Elias, Josef Anolin, Jenn Dronsky, Miles K. and hosted by Mary Van Note. Tickets Available: Here. 

maryvannote:

Mark your calendars, Bay Area!  APRIL 9, 8PM will go down in history as the evening where all my loves come together: Comedy, Fashion, Vintage, Jokes, and Beer!  There will be costume changes, strutting, joke-telling, maybe a makeover!  Plus a vintage pop-up shop featuring items from my personal collection as seen on my blog, or in my etsy shop.  Please come!  You can buy tickets here.