Leslie Small @ San Francisco Punch Line (via AlDroMedia)

Favorite Things of Last Night: Matt Champagne @ San Francisco Punch Line. 

"I’m lazy. I treat sex like sports: I’d rather pay to see professionals do it on TV. I’m almost too lazy for consensual sex."

Mean Dave @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"Albuquerque: where guys with face tattoos go to avoid child support payments"

Sam Tallent @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]


I am a piece a shit… you know what they say, you are what you eat. Wait, what?

– Ben Feldman after being called a “piece of shit” by Marcella Arguello @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

I am a piece a shit… you know what they say, you are what you eat. Wait, what?

Ben Feldman after being called a “piece of shit” by Marcella Arguello @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

"We have an agreement… the squirrels and us."

— Rolando Roblero’s anti-observational musings @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

Margaret Cho (Native) @ San Francisco Punch Lineby Dan Dion #365ComedianPortriats

Margaret Cho (Native) @ San Francisco Punch Lineby Dan Dion #365ComedianPortriats


Tonight: Haha Heathens Album Recording w/ Keith Lowell Jensen @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8pm. $15. Featuring Johnny Taylor and Ivan Hernandez.
[Premier comedian of the non-conformist, non-elitest, non-God bent is recording an album (continuing his pro and needs some good ole fashion Bay Area hospitality. If you don’t have the time to go, please take the time to share a Facebook event, or a Tweet because KLJ is absolutely worth it.]

Tonight: Haha Heathens Album Recording w/ Keith Lowell Jensen @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8pm. $15. Featuring Johnny Taylor and Ivan Hernandez.

[Premier comedian of the non-conformist, non-elitest, non-God bent is recording an album (continuing his pro and needs some good ole fashion Bay Area hospitality. If you don’t have the time to go, please take the time to share a Facebook event, or a Tweet because KLJ is absolutely worth it.]

Josh Androsky “Bambi” Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction at The San Francisco Punchline

Josh Androsky won the audience suggestion round of November’s Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction at the Punchline in San Francisco. The crowd suggested Bambi, and Josh had to write a completely original piece backstage in well under an hour.