"I’m lazy. I treat sex like sports: I’d rather pay to see professionals do it on TV. I’m almost too lazy for consensual sex."

Mean Dave @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"Albuquerque: where guys with face tattoos go to avoid child support payments"

Sam Tallent @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]


I am a piece a shit… you know what they say, you are what you eat. Wait, what?

– Ben Feldman after being called a “piece of shit” by Marcella Arguello @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

I am a piece a shit… you know what they say, you are what you eat. Wait, what?

Ben Feldman after being called a “piece of shit” by Marcella Arguello @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

"We have an agreement… the squirrels and us."

— Rolando Roblero’s anti-observational musings @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

Margaret Cho (Native) @ San Francisco Punch Lineby Dan Dion #365ComedianPortriats

Margaret Cho (Native) @ San Francisco Punch Lineby Dan Dion #365ComedianPortriats

Josh Androsky “Bambi” Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction at The San Francisco Punchline

Josh Androsky won the audience suggestion round of November’s Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction at the Punchline in San Francisco. The crowd suggested Bambi, and Josh had to write a completely original piece backstage in well under an hour. 

Blaine Capatch (SF90s) by Dan Dion #365ComedianPortriats
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Yayne Abeba on stage in costume at Punch Line SF on Halloween.

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Yayne Abeba on stage in costume at Punch Line SF on Halloween.

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Kelly Anneken in the green room at Punch Line SF on Halloween.

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Kelly Anneken in the green room at Punch Line SF on Halloween.

Arj Barker and Israeli Audience Member in: Egyptian Lover

  • Arj Barker: Do they smoke weed in Israel?
  • Israeli Audience Member: Yea. We get it from Egypt.
  • Arj: Really? Pyramid Nuggets? You smoke Giza Kush?
  • [Originally Posted 5/16/2011]