"Facebook is a graveyard for the friendships I failed to maintain."

Kelly Anneken @ Lost Weekend Video/Cynic Cave [Paraphrase]

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang [SF00s] (x)

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"Reality Scripted (Stand Up Comedy)" by Keon Polee (via comedytimetv)

[Keon is that dude. I love how in control he remains in any given set. I’m glad I can finally share his stand-up.]

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"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."
– Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."

Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"I’m a sensible adult, I use coasters, until [I have] sex and then it’s FLUIDS EVERYWHERE!"

Matt Lieb @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

"big nigga in little chinatown chinatown chinatown" by Papp Johnson. Recorded Live at the Great Star Theater in San Francisco. 

Utilizing the art of thoughtful stupidity, Papp discusses personal experiences and offers his revelations on hot-button issues like “the corn on the stick lady.” Footage taken from the #HellaFunny show @ the great star theater in san francisco’s chinatown district. 

[Papp Johnson says my favorite even-keel, completely hyperbolic statements]

superseriousshow:

Jesse Elias // The Super Serious Show, February 2014
*Photo by Callie Biggerstaff

superseriousshow:

Jesse Elias // The Super Serious Show, February 2014

*Photo by Callie Biggerstaff

punchlinesf:

Will Durst is here tomorrow thru Sat this week! Call 415-397-7573 for tickets! #sanfrancisco #sf #415

punchlinesf:

Will Durst is here tomorrow thru Sat this week! Call 415-397-7573 for tickets! #sanfrancisco #sf #415

WOAH. I was looking up “Courting Comedy” in Google—because sometimes I’m incredible vain—AND FOUND THIS! I don’t know if this is the work of one of the Bay Area comedy scene’s secret organizations or if somebody is trolling me. There isn’t a lot of information, nor do I know whom is the target of this cryptic message, but I’ll continue to look for the culprit. SO Weird…!

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