liezlwashere:

OH HELL. My buddy Ameen needed a smiling burrito mascot for his comedy festival, SF Comedy & Burrito Festival last year, so I made him one.
TODAY HE SHOWED ME THIS. I don’t know who this Xander Deveaux person is, but I’d like to shake his hand.

liezlwashere:

OH HELL. My buddy Ameen needed a smiling burrito mascot for his comedy festival, SF Comedy & Burrito Festival last year, so I made him one.

TODAY HE SHOWED ME THIS. I don’t know who this Xander Deveaux person is, but I’d like to shake his hand.

I would post some of the exquisite selections but I respect Ms. Estipona’s download options/general copyright. 

George P. Gordon III @ SUB Mission/SFCBF

George P. Gordon III @ SUB Mission/SFCBF

"If you’re 34 [years-old] and still sleep on a futon, you can’t tell me to play with your balls more. I don’t care if you did a Carl’s Jr. commercial."

— Barbara Gray @ Polish Club/SFCBF [Paraphrase]

"Life is a nightmare and we’re escaping it by the moment."

— Matt Ingebretson’s mid-set epiphany  @ Esta Noche/SFCBF [Paraphrase]


Guys don’t objectify me because you can’t motorboat a ribcage.

- Maggie Maye @ Polish Club/SFCBF [Paraphrase]

Guys don’t objectify me because you can’t motorboat a ribcage.

- Maggie Maye @ Polish Club/SFCBF [Paraphrase]

Andy Haynes @ SUB Mission/SFCBF 

Andy Haynes @ SUB Mission/SFCBF 

"Y’all know I don’t give a fuck right? [Manic laughter]"

— Kaseem Bentley during a 22/10 minute set @ Sub/Mission [Paraphrase]


“I feel like I should get a standing ovation for using the bathroom here… I’m sure it’s so that people don’t do drugs or have sex but that’s all i want to do after leaving [it].”

- Morgan Murphy @ Esta Noche [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Morgan Murphy]

“I feel like I should get a standing ovation for using the bathroom here… I’m sure it’s so that people don’t do drugs or have sex but that’s all i want to do after leaving [it].”

- Morgan Murphy @ Esta Noche [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Morgan Murphy]

comedystylings:

Miles K.
Jacket: Gap, from brother
Sweatshirt: Alternative Earth, Jeremy’s
Jeans: Levi’s, Slash Jeans Berkeley
Shoes: Hush Puppies, Zappos.com
Bracelet: handmade from a music festival
more Miles K. here
photo taken last night at the San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival

comedystylings:

Miles K.

Jacket: Gap, from brother

Sweatshirt: Alternative Earth, Jeremy’s

Jeans: Levi’s, Slash Jeans Berkeley

Shoes: Hush Puppies, Zappos.com

Bracelet: handmade from a music festival

more Miles K. here

photo taken last night at the San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival