Podcast: Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts). Episode 5: Giants (w/ Andrew Holmgren). Hosted by David Gborie and OJ Patterson.

The Blackstronauts, encapsulated in the far reaches of the cold, dark vacuum, recall a recent simulation. This simulation had them half-intoxicated in AT&T Park, rooting for the San Francisco Giants – en route to a championship – alongside the premier Giant’s enthusiast, comedian Andrew Holmgren. Hologram recollection is often fragmented, especially at Mach David Gborie, but the trio does the their best to remember the Earth-day that once was. 

seankeane:

I found an old VHS tape in a shoebox on my porch this morning, along with 75 cents in nickels and an empty bottle of something called “Six Hour N-R-G.” Anyway, I uploaded the video - enjoy.

[Pertinent.]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Sean Keane (A Super Al Pastor from El Farolito, No Sour Cream. Ideally it would probably transfer the weariness of the worker pulling an 18-hour shift [into] the burrito eater, making his/her digestive system just as tired and ready to hibernate). [57 Days Left]

[Photo by Liezl Estipona]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Sean Keane (A Super Al Pastor from El Farolito, No Sour Cream. Ideally it would probably transfer the weariness of the worker pulling an 18-hour shift [into] the burrito eater, making his/her digestive system just as tired and ready to hibernate). [57 Days Left]

[Photo by Liezl Estipona]


It’s the only place that a hot girl from the Marina [District] will high-five a cholo that looks like Gene Simmons.

- Chris Garcia describing San Francisco Giants home games @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by. Tony Guiterrez]

It’s the only place that a hot girl from the Marina [District] will high-five a cholo that looks like Gene Simmons.

- Chris Garcia describing San Francisco Giants home games @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by. Tony Guiterrez]

Brandon Belt x Ali “Disco” Brown. 

Brandon Belt x Ali “Disco” Brown. 

Al Madrigal. Reppin’ the Bay. 

Al Madrigal. Reppin’ the Bay. 

(Source: almadrigal)

SF Buggin’ by. Rooftop Comedy

[The heat makes things crazy]

Emily Heller

Jesse “Hot Chocolate” McGrath

[He’s hella down]

Jesse “Hot Chocolate” McGrath

[He’s hella down]

Sklar Bro Country Episode 15: Greg Proops.

[San Francisco comedy all-star, Greg Proops, talks of World Series Championships and footie. He defends Barry Bonds and decries zone defense in soccer. Greg Proops is an intellectual badass.]