"I’m a nerdy white dude from the Bay Area, of course I’m not married to a white lady. Me and a white lady would be like be like wearing jeans and a jean jacket… It’s too matchy matchy."

Scott Simpson @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

punchlinesf:

Get some comedic catharsis tonight at 8pm! Call 415-397-7573 for tickets! #sanfrancisco #sf #415 #sfcomedy

punchlinesf:

Get some comedic catharsis tonight at 8pm! Call 415-397-7573 for tickets! #sanfrancisco #sf #415 #sfcomedy

Catch the reboot of the Get Yucked Up comedy show tonight @ 1772 Market St. SF. 9pm. Featuring David Gborie, Andrew Holmgren, Scott Simpson, and Jules Posner. 
redscott:


Scott Simpson backstage - Hand to Mouth at The Dark Room, December 6th, 2013.

redscott:

Scott Simpson backstage - Hand to Mouth at The Dark Room, December 6th, 2013.

1/22. Fun Times With Friends w/ Trevor Hill @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. Featuring Leslie Small and Vincent Chaung, presented by Brandon Stokes, Ron Chapman, Aly Jones and Scott Simpson.
yourmonkeycalled:

I think this San Francisco show in 2 weeks is going to be really fun. There’s a good chance I will be wearing a tuxedo.
1/9. Fuck Dynasty [Comedy] @ Adobe Books. 3130 24th St. 8pm. Free. Featuring Dave Ross, Sean Keane, David Gborie, Scott Simpson, Andre Parker, Anna Seregina and George Chen. 
georgethechen:

Thursday January 9th
Fuck Dynasty
a free comedy show at Adobe Books Collective
Dave Ross, Sean Keane, David Gborie, Scott Simpson, Andre Parker, Anna Seregina, George Chen
free 8 PM

1/9. Fuck Dynasty [Comedy] @ Adobe Books. 3130 24th St. 8pm. Free. Featuring Dave Ross, Sean Keane, David Gborie, Scott Simpson, Andre Parker, Anna Seregina and George Chen. 

georgethechen:

Thursday January 9th

Fuck Dynasty

a free comedy show at Adobe Books Collective

Dave Ross, Sean Keane, David Gborie, Scott Simpson, Andre Parker, Anna Seregina, George Chen

free 8 PM

(via andreparkersf)

12/15. Attractive Camp [Comedy] @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 7pm. $10. Featuring Nicole Calasich, Marcella Arguello, Kaseem Bentley, Casey Ley, Ivan Hernandez, Land Smith and Jane Harrison. 
cyniccave:

Sunday Dec 15th
Hosted by Nicole Calasich, Attractive Camp is a comedy show featuring some of the most talented stand-up comics, sketch writers, and short filmmakers in the game. Regular performers and contributors have been featured in Splitsider, San Francisco SketchFest, The Del Close Marathon and more. Guest comics are sourced from the Bay and L.A.’s finest and are determined by ability to talk smack with an exceptional headliner and/or likelihood to put out.Stand-up from : Jane Harrison Scott Simpson Kaseem Bentley Ivan Hernandez Marcella Arguello Sketches and Video from: Tavon Bolourchi Jesse McGrathSilvia Elena Llopis David Cairns and more
$10
7 pm

12/15. Attractive Camp [Comedy] @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 7pm. $10. Featuring Nicole Calasich, Marcella Arguello, Kaseem Bentley, Casey Ley, Ivan Hernandez, Land Smith and Jane Harrison. 

cyniccave:

Sunday Dec 15th

Hosted by Nicole Calasich, Attractive Camp is a comedy show featuring some of the most talented stand-up comics, sketch writers, and short filmmakers in the game. Regular performers and contributors have been featured in Splitsider, San Francisco SketchFest, The Del Close Marathon and more. Guest comics are sourced from the Bay and L.A.’s finest and are determined by ability to talk smack with an exceptional headliner and/or likelihood to put out.

Stand-up from : 
Jane Harrison 
Scott Simpson 
Kaseem Bentley 
Ivan Hernandez 
Marcella Arguello 

Sketches and Video from: 
Tavon Bolourchi 
Jesse McGrath
Silvia Elena Llopis 
David Cairns 
and more

$10

7 pm

Scott Simpson @ Lost Weekend Video/Vice Principals of Comedy [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Hayden Greif-Niell]

Scott Simpson @ Lost Weekend Video/Vice Principals of Comedy [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Hayden Greif-Niell]

11/6. The Vice Principals of Comedy @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $12. Featuring Scott Simpson, Kate Willett, Richard Toomer and OJ Patterson. Hosted by Hayden Greif-Niell, Jon Urlie, Eric Krasner and Allison Mick. Tickets Available: Here.

The Vice Principals Of Comedy are four up-and-coming stand-up comedians who probably don’t get out as much as they should. They’re launching a brand-new comedy showcase, with some of their favorite Bay Area comics as guests.
Come see:
- headliner Scott Simpson (You Look Nice Today, Atlantic Ocean Comedy and Music Festival)
- Kate Willett (SF Sketchfest, San Francisco Comedy Competition, The Mission Position)
- OJ Patterson (Storking Comedy, Courting Comedy)
- Richard Toomer (Comedy Store, Cynic Cave)
and your Vice Principals: Hayden Greif-Neill, Erik Krasner, Allison Mick, and Jon Urlie!

11/6. The Vice Principals of Comedy @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $12. Featuring Scott Simpson, Kate Willett, Richard Toomer and OJ Patterson. Hosted by Hayden Greif-Niell, Jon Urlie, Eric Krasner and Allison Mick. Tickets Available: Here.

The Vice Principals Of Comedy are four up-and-coming stand-up comedians who probably don’t get out as much as they should. They’re launching a brand-new comedy showcase, with some of their favorite Bay Area comics as guests.

Come see:

- headliner Scott Simpson (You Look Nice Today, Atlantic Ocean Comedy and Music Festival)

- Kate Willett (SF Sketchfest, San Francisco Comedy Competition, The Mission Position)

- OJ Patterson (Storking Comedy, Courting Comedy)

- Richard Toomer (Comedy Store, Cynic Cave)

and your Vice Principals: Hayden Greif-Neill, Erik Krasner, Allison Mick, and Jon Urlie!