11/5. Make Up Your Mind (Comedy) @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. $15. 8PM. Featuring Joe Kloceck, Varun Rajan, David Studebaker, Sam Hausman, Seamus Calder, Matt Lieb and Dan Allenderwest. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski. Tickets Available: Here. 

Whether you’re a Democrat, a Republican, an Independent or you’re still shouting “Ron Paul for President!” you’ll find a comedian in this show who shares your views and will state your case on the eve of this pivotal 2012 Presidential Election. Headliner Joe Klocek (SF Weekly’s “Best comic in the CITY!” 2011; Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham; Last Comic Standing) and feature act David Studebaker (Punch Line regular; finalist in 3 Bay Area-wide stand up competitions) will defend the Democratic home court that is San Francisco as politically moderate host/referee Dash Kwiatkowski (“Short, but entertaining” -SF Weekly) welcomes a slew of hilarious, politically diverse special guests who will have you heading into that voting booth with a smile on your face and your mind made up! 

All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID. There is a two drink minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are not permitted.

9/13. Geek Comedy Night (Revenge of the Manatees) @ Museum of Art and Digital Entertainment. 8pm. $5 (donation). Featuring Chris Barylick, Seamus Calder, David Studebaker, Joe Gorman, Stephen Ku, Jesse McGrath, Varun Rajan, and Dash Kwiatkowski. More Information: Here. 

On Thursday, September 13th, no less than EIGHT (ocho) of the best geek-oriented comics in the Bay area will come together for one amazing night of stand up comedy. These eight, their brains packed with video games, manga, anime, science fiction, bad horror movies, technology, pop culture, the sheer horror of dating and anything else that happens to be bouncing around in their frontal lobes, will bring you 90 minutes of funny as if their lives depended on it.

2/24. Andrew Roberts @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 10PM. $20. Featuring Chris Duncan, Seamus Calder, Paul Brumbaugh, Yayne Abeba and Keon Polee. Hosted by Jabari Davis. Tickets Available: Here.

Like other comedians, I’m having troubles with my imaginary girlfriend. Comedians have jokes about dating but we don’t have the social skills to have a girlfriend. 

- Seamus Calder @ The 4th Wall [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Max O’Connor]

12/19 [Comedy] War on Christmas @ 50 Mason Social House. 10PM. FREE. Feat Jason Mack, Jacob Rubin, William Head, Justin Alan, Jesse McGrath, Dash Kwiatkowski and Butch Escobar. Hosted by Seamus Calder.

Dash Kwiatkowski, Stephen Ku and Seamus Calder by Britney Snider

Seamus Calder by Imran G

10/6. Mitch Hedberg Tribute Show @ The 4th Wall. Berkeley. 1027 University Ave. 8 PM. $10. Feat Ben Kolina, Seamus Calder, OJ Patterson, Dash Kwiatkowski and Joe Gorman. Hosted by Stefan Davis. Presented by Big Damn Productions.

[Honoring a Hero.]

Tonight: Big Damn Productions @ Kips. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley. 7:30. $10. All Ages. Featuring Jesse McGrath, Nick Padilla, Isaac Sherbin, Dennis Rodis, Clare O’Kane, Seamus Calder, Coree Spencer and Kaileigh McCrea. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski.

[I slipped in front of this establishment last night. Everybody laughed.]