Yet another piece I contributed to Spinning Platters. I’m sooooooo close to being caught up/finished with this assignment. Bear with me please. I also have a bear with me as well. His name is Cuddles. 

Moshe Kasher and Audience in... Oh (no) Canada!

  • Moshe Kasher: If you had to choose a rapist, what country would you want them to be from?
  • Audience Member: Canada.
  • Moshe Kasher: Why Canada?
  • Audience Member: Because we wouldn't hurt you.
  • Moshe Kasher: We?!
  • [Paraphrase from Smug Shift, 1/21, SF Sketchfest]
"Damn you Honey Comb, I don’t need you!"

— Jesse Elias at Smug Shift @ Dark Room Theater [Paraphrase]