Courting Sketchfest; “Chicago, An Alcohol Problem” by the Puterbaugh Sisters. Recorded at Stage Werx in SF. (via rooftopcomedy)

mattgubser:

The Rundown Wednesday April 16 2014

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics.

News

The Business celebrates its 5 year anniversary and welcomes back founding member Chris Garcia as tonight’s headliner.

Shows

San Francisco 

Danny Dechi & Friends! @ Bazaar Café 5927 California St (Richmond) 7:00 FREE!
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New Talent Showcase @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 7:00 $5
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The Business: The Wood Edition- Five Year Anniversary! Headliner Chris Garcia (WATCH CLIP) @ The Dark Room 2263 Mission St (Mission) 8:00 $7.00
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Comikaze Lounge Headliner Trevor Hill (WATCH CLIP) @ The Royale 800 Post st (Tenderloin) 8:00 FREE!
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Real Live Comedians! @ Stage Werx 446 Valencia St (Mission) 8:00 $10
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High Dudgeon vs. Vampire’s Kiss @ Cynic Cave 1034 Valencia St (Mission) 8:00 $10
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Back Alley Comedy at The Blue Light Headliner Brendan Lynch (TWITTER) @ 1979 Union St (Marina) 8:00 FREE!
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Cellar Dwellers @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 8:15 $5
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Hella Hustle Showcase @ Brainwash Café 1122 Folsom (SoMa) 8:30 FREE
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The Later Show @ The Purple Onion at Kell’s 530 Jackson St (North Beach) 10:00 $5
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Clinton Jackson (WATCH CLIP) @ The Punchline 444 Battery (Financial) 8:00 $16 (2 item min)

East Bay 

Comedy at Kip’s @ 2439 Durant St Berkeley 8:00 FREE!
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Comedy at Kirby’s 42312 Fremont Blvd Fremont 8:00 FREE!
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Penelope Comedy Showcase @ Penelope Bar & Lounge 1120 Clay St Oakland 8:00 FREE!
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Wednesday Night Comedy Headliner Kirk McHenry (WATCH CLIP) @ Masses 2721 North Main Street Walnut Creek 9:00 FREE
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Colors of Comedy Presents Made for TV Laughs @ E One Entertainment 200 Hegenberger Rd Oakland 8:00 $5 (2 item min)
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Victor Perez & Friends @ Tommy T’s 5104 Hopyard Rd Pleasanton 7:30 $10 (2 item min)

Peninsula

Boomer Humor Series Headliner Richard Stockton (WATCH CLIP) Angelica’s Bistro 863 Main Street Redwood City 8:00 $10 online/$15 door ($10 min) 
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Above the Underground @ Underground Pub 2650 Broadway St Redwood City 9:30 FREE

South Bay

Station 55 Headliner Steven Pearl (WATCH CLIP) @ 55 5th St Gilroy 8:00 FREE!
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Comedy Cooperative Headliner Butch Escobar (WATCH CLIP) @ The Art Bar & Café at The Tannery 1060 River St #112 Santa Cruz 8:30 FREE!
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New Talent Comedy Competition Semi-Final Round @ Rooster T Feathers 157 W. El Camino Real Sunnyvale 8:00 $10 (2 item min)
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The Funny Enough Comedy Tour Headliner Butch Escobar (WATCH CLIP) @ San Jose Improv 62 South 2nd St 8:00 $12 (2 item min)

Open Mics

San Francisco

Wednesday Hump Nite Open Mic Comedy @ SF Eagle 398 12th St (SoMa) 5:30 sign-up/6:00-9:00
Rick Fletcher
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The Honey Hive Wide Open Mic @ The Honey Hive Gallery 4117 Judah St (Outer Sunset) 6:30 sign-up/7:00 $5
J-Scribe the Journeyman
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Hella Hustle Open Mic @ Brainwash Café 1122 Folsom (SoMa) 6:30 sign-up/7:00-8:30
Anthony Medina & Story Moyd
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Smack Dab Open Mic Featuring Blair Hansen (mixed) @ Magnet 4122 18th St (Castro) 7:30 sign-up/8:00
Larry-bob Roberts & Dana Hopkins
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Pizza Mic @ Pizza Joint 2943 Mission St (Mission) 8:00 sign-up 9:00-2:00 5+ minutes
Anthony Sandoval
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Open Mic @ The Showdown 10 6th St (SoMa) 8:30 sign-up/9:00
Brandon Stokes

East Bay

Speak Up (mixed) @ Air Ultra Lounge 492 9th St Oakland 7:00 sign-up/8:30-10:00
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Penelope Comedy Open Mic @ Penelope Bar & Lounge 1120 Clay St Oakland 7:30 sign-up/9:00 start (after showcase) Three minutes
Juan Johnny Kobra Navarro
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Pensinsula

Sodini’s @727 El Camino Real Redwood City 8:30/9:00
Pete Munoz
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Above the Underground @Underground Pub 2650 Broadway St Redwood City 10:30/11:00
Paul Brumbaugh & Chunk Bonfiglio

South Bay

Miss Julia’s Open Mic (mixed/clean) @ Studio Sharise 552 S Bascom Ave San Jose 6:00 sign-up/6:30-8:30
Sylvia Vo
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We Create Wednesday (mixed) @ I Jave Café 387 Delmas Ave San Jose 6:30
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Comedy Night @ The Mediterranean 265 Center Ave Aptos 8:00 
George Kane
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Comedy Caravan @ Caravan Lounge 98 S Almaden Ave San Jose 9:00
Ato Diaba Walker
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Studio 222 Presents Open Mic Night! (mixed) @ Longhouse Restaurant @ 8195 Monterey St Gilroy 9:30/10:30

North Bay

Beatdown Open Mic @ Spancky’s 8201 Old Redwood Hwy Cotati 8:30 sign-up/9:30
El Marco Antonio Alvarez

Upcoming 

4/20 Sitcom Workshop
5/2 Colin Quinn @ Rio Theatre Santa Cruz
5/8 Demetri Martin at UC Berkeley
5/17 Paula Poundstone @ Osher Marin JCC
5/18 Adam Carolla @ Palace of Fine Arts San Francisco
5/31 Dana Carvey @ Wells Fargo Center for the Arts Santa Rosa
6/7 Lisa Lampanelli @ The Warfield San Francisco
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See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.

meganpicturetaker:

Chris, Chris, and KarlPhotographed for Loud Village Comedy NightBest Fish TacoLos Feliz, Los Angeles, CaliforniaApril 1, 2014
This one might be my new favorite photo from Best Fish.

meganpicturetaker:

Chris, Chris, and Karl
Photographed for Loud Village Comedy Night
Best Fish Taco
Los Feliz, Los Angeles, California
April 1, 2014

This one might be my new favorite photo from Best Fish.


"Basically, babies are the Green Eggs and Ham of people. You would not like them on your train, you would not like them on your plane, you would not like them with a mouse, you do not want them in your house.”

– Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
[Photo by acidsmooth]

"Basically, babies are the Green Eggs and Ham of people. You would not like them on your train, you would not like them on your plane, you would not like them with a mouse, you do not want them in your house.”

Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

[Photo by acidsmooth]

"I’m a nerdy white dude from the Bay Area, of course I’m not married to a white lady. Me and a white lady would be like be like wearing jeans and a jean jacket… It’s too matchy matchy."

Scott Simpson @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

emilyheller:

ladyleigh89:

Emily Heller (x)

I LIKE THIS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER MEME!!!

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."
– Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."

Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"I’m a sensible adult, I use coasters, until [I have] sex and then it’s FLUIDS EVERYWHERE!"

Matt Lieb @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

Bernadette Luckett (#Native) on Spotlight Cafe

A lot of cool SF Comedy pictures, to see if you got captured candidly. p.s. THIS IS A POWERPLAY TO GET RED TO UPDATE HIS FUCKING TUMBLR ( redscott )