"So, this is what I’m doing instead of spending time with my kids."

— Natasha Muse to a tepid audience @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

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Chelsea Peretti

[Native]

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"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"
— Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"

Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

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Kyle Mizono (Native). It’s Gonna Be Okay. Eastburn. 07/07/14. Photo by Jason Traeger.

Kate Willett has awesome material on monogamous delusion. It’s getting better and better. Sooooo killer.

Kate Willett has awesome material on monogamous delusion. It’s getting better and better. Sooooo killer.

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"Oh god…" - Jules leaving the venue in angst. (at Rite Spot Cafe)

"Oh god…" - Jules leaving the venue in angst. (at Rite Spot Cafe)


"I don’t know what’s the big deal about gay marriage. Gay dudes could get married before, they just had to marry ladies… [and] fuck dudes on the side."

— FC Sierra @ Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I don’t know what’s the big deal about gay marriage. Gay dudes could get married before, they just had to marry ladies… [and] fuck dudes on the side."

— FC Sierra @ Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Klee Wiggins

Eric Dadourian @ Cynic Cave/Lost Weekend Video

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Your Joke of the Day from W. Kamau Bell (SF00s). Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from W. Kamau Bell (SF00s). Watch the full clip here