"Basically, babies are the Green Eggs and Ham of people. You would not like them on your train, you would not like them on your plane, you would not like them with a mouse, you do not want them in your house.”

– Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
[Photo by acidsmooth]

"Basically, babies are the Green Eggs and Ham of people. You would not like them on your train, you would not like them on your plane, you would not like them with a mouse, you do not want them in your house.”

Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

[Photo by acidsmooth]

"You know you’re in the friend zone when you’re putting a condom on her boyfriend."

— Ashton Tate @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

"The hardest part about having sex to Pandora [Radio] is continuing through the commercial."

— Spencer Latham @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]


'All love must end. The best part about being cynical is if you have a crush on someone in a relationship, just wait.”

– Jessica Sele @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

'All love must end. The best part about being cynical is if you have a crush on someone in a relationship, just wait.”

Jessica Sele @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"If bands are considered a ‘business’, KISS is the Bennigan’s of metal bands."

Aviva Siegel @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"Depression is crazy because it’s like living a mash up of Garfield and Groundhog Day, right? Because every day is the same day and they are all Mondays!"

Aly Jones @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

I run a very fun show in Oakland on Thursdays. Here is an excerpt. Will you be there soon?

Adrian McNair (@adrian_mcnair) performs and talks all things Twitter. Recorded Live at the Stork Club in Oakland, CA.
Poster by Monica Ekabutr ( eelhips )
Engineered by Christian
Show Produced by OJ Patterson ( ojpatterson ) (@ojpatterson)
Sylvan Productions: http://www.sylvanproductions.com

"The economy is so shitty I heard it’s going to take three to tango. I found out that the opposite of “forward” is “Hayward”."

Jason Dove @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase. Full Set: Here @ 39:12]