"I played right bench"

— Stuart Thompson on his soccer position @ Dirty Trix

"Real White People Only!"

— Dirty Trix comics at a degenerate Caucasian heckler trying to rush the stage during Stuart Thompson’s set.

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Stuart discusses his college major.  Recorded in San Francisco at the world famous Purple Onion.

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Stuart discusses insecurities associated with manhood.  Recorded in San Francisco at the world famous Purple Onion.

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Taking It to the Streets: Vancouver Edition!

Tonight the Boston Bruins won the coveted Stanley Cup in an astonishing 4-0 seventh game win over the Vancouver Canucks in Vancouver. Nothing says, “Fuck you, Canada!” more resoundingly than metaphorically raping the maple leaf nation at its…

Comedian Stuart Thompson has started up a satirical politics/culture/sports blog on his Tumblr account. The tongue-in-cheek reporting captures the way of the world or at least an impression of it. 

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Stuart discusses the problems white people encounter. Recorded in San Francisco at the world famous Purple Onion.

Tonight I will performing at the Purple Onion at 8 PM. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. Presented by Jabari Davis. Come out!

Obviously that’s not me on the poster, that’s my good friend Stuart Thompson. This show is very exciting on a number of fronts. Stuart helped put together this show, and in doing so assembled him, Richard Dreyling and myself on the bill. These two were there for the very beginning for me, a little cafe in the Lower Sproul of UC Berekely back in December of 2009. Changed my life. They were also the reason I went to the Brainwash for the first time. Changed my life. They were there in the classroom where we workshopped jokes and practiced improv. Changed my life.
Rich and Stuart are two of the people I measure my growth against. I look to Richard for inspiration in regards of saying what’s important to you; learning how to make what is dire into something hilarious. I look to Stuart for inspiration on youth and talent and tenacity. Stuart is a year younger than me but years ahead of me in terms of voice and marketing. I’m glad we can come full circle, a Purple Onion showcase is a good milestone for the group we lovingly called “The Alternates”.
Then we have Trenton Davis and Colleen Watson, two of the most talented and polished comics in San Francisco. Trenton is super smooth, the standard for cool presentation and voice. Colleen is top brass, undeniable, watertight comedy. Nothing from her sounds amateur, or unprepared and she’s a great talent.
The Purple Onion remains the standard for historical value and overall atmosphere in San Francisco. I was there last night and the place never loses its charm. It’s my second time performing there and I’m a lot stronger tonight. It feels good going with confidence into a building where my heroes once stood.
See you there.

Tonight I will performing at the Purple Onion at 8 PM. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. Presented by Jabari Davis. Come out!

Obviously that’s not me on the poster, that’s my good friend Stuart Thompson. This show is very exciting on a number of fronts. Stuart helped put together this show, and in doing so assembled him, Richard Dreyling and myself on the bill. These two were there for the very beginning for me, a little cafe in the Lower Sproul of UC Berekely back in December of 2009. Changed my life. They were also the reason I went to the Brainwash for the first time. Changed my life. They were there in the classroom where we workshopped jokes and practiced improv. Changed my life.

Rich and Stuart are two of the people I measure my growth against. I look to Richard for inspiration in regards of saying what’s important to you; learning how to make what is dire into something hilarious. I look to Stuart for inspiration on youth and talent and tenacity. Stuart is a year younger than me but years ahead of me in terms of voice and marketing. I’m glad we can come full circle, a Purple Onion showcase is a good milestone for the group we lovingly called “The Alternates”.

Then we have Trenton Davis and Colleen Watson, two of the most talented and polished comics in San Francisco. Trenton is super smooth, the standard for cool presentation and voice. Colleen is top brass, undeniable, watertight comedy. Nothing from her sounds amateur, or unprepared and she’s a great talent.

The Purple Onion remains the standard for historical value and overall atmosphere in San Francisco. I was there last night and the place never loses its charm. It’s my second time performing there and I’m a lot stronger tonight. It feels good going with confidence into a building where my heroes once stood.

See you there.

Rooftop’s National College Comedy Competition: Cal vs. Stanford

Cal’s Stuart Thompson, Dash Kwiatkowski, Rich Dreyling and Keith Warter

vs.

Stanford’s Garrett Werner, Karesa Granderson, David Rosenthal and Justin Hefter

Voting ends tomorrow at 6 PM. Vote Here. Vote Often. Photos by Johnny Grace.

[Keith and David set a blaze that night. Karesa and Dash stood out as well. Cal probably has the most talent, but don’t count out the Cardinal.]

Somebody’s Moms were busy

A few people are celebrating birthdays on St. Patrick’s Day like:

Ameen Belbahri

Chris Bostwick, jericho! alum

Chris Duncan

and

Stuart Thompson

They all receive an obligatory Beatles song and a hearty Happy Birthday.

Tomorrow: Big Damn Productions @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley. Featuring Jacob Rubin, Amy Miller, Kaseem Bentley, Wilder Shaw, Stuart Thompson, Bryant Hicks and headliner, Ivan Hernandez. Hosted by. Dash Kwiatkowski

[Get ready for Joketime]