Mary Van Note @ SubMission/Any Last Words by Kollin Holtz
I went on a date with a woman with the same name as my mom. Her name was Mommy Jameson. 
- Land Smith @ SubMission/Any Last Words [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Kollin Holtz]

I went on a date with a woman with the same name as my mom. Her name was Mommy Jameson. 

- Land Smith @ SubMission/Any Last Words [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Kollin Holtz]

"They’re good kids but not “human shield” good."

— Casey Ley on teaching at a private school @ SubMission/Any Last Words [Paraphrase]

Comedy Theme Song: “It’s The End of the World” by R.E.M.

[“But the joke is on them because I don’t like their music.”

- Anna Seregina @ SubMission/Any Last Words [Paraphrase]]

anylastwords2012:

ANY LAST WORDS?Thursday, Dec. 20th @ 9PMSub/Mission Gallery (2183 Mission St.)$8 Advance, $10 Door
On 12/20/12, the eve of the Mayan Apocalypse, 40 of San Francisco’s best comedians will converge on Sub-Mission Gallery for a chance to tell the last joke of their lives. So come have one last laugh (or 40) before the feathered snake god Q’uq’umatz begins his 1,000-year reign of sorcery and shadow.

Hosted by Trevor Hill
FEATURING COMEDIANS:Caitlin GillCasey LeyKevin CamiaBen FeldmanShanti CharanKaseem BentleySean KeaneFrankie QuinonesNatasha MuseMike DruckerDave ThomasonBrendan LynchJoe GormanAnna SereginaJules PosnerColleen WatsonJosef AnolinMary Van NoteJesse FernandezKevin MunroeDavid GborieJoey DevineLydia PopovichRed ScottAndrew HolmgrenJuan MedinaClare O’KaneMatt GubserGreg AsdourianKristee OnoDrew HarmonJames FlutyOJ PattersonGriffin DaleyKate WillettRajeev DharCameron VanniniKollin HoltzLand Smith

anylastwords2012:

ANY LAST WORDS?
Thursday, Dec. 20th @ 9PM
Sub/Mission Gallery (2183 Mission St.)
$8 Advance, $10 Door

On 12/20/12, the eve of the Mayan Apocalypse, 40 of San Francisco’s best comedians will converge on Sub-Mission Gallery for a chance to tell the last joke of their lives. So come have one last laugh (or 40) before the feathered snake god Q’uq’umatz begins his 1,000-year reign of sorcery and shadow.

Eventbrite - ANY LAST WORDS?

Hosted by Trevor Hill

FEATURING COMEDIANS:
Caitlin Gill
Casey Ley
Kevin Camia
Ben Feldman
Shanti Charan
Kaseem Bentley
Sean Keane
Frankie Quinones
Natasha Muse
Mike Drucker
Dave Thomason
Brendan Lynch
Joe Gorman
Anna Seregina
Jules Posner
Colleen Watson
Josef Anolin
Mary Van Note
Jesse Fernandez
Kevin Munroe
David Gborie
Joey Devine
Lydia Popovich
Red Scott
Andrew Holmgren
Juan Medina
Clare O’Kane
Matt Gubser
Greg Asdourian
Kristee Ono
Drew Harmon
James Fluty
OJ Patterson
Griffin Daley
Kate Willett
Rajeev Dhar
Cameron Vannini
Kollin Holtz
Land Smith

George P. Gordon III @ SUB Mission/SFCBF

George P. Gordon III @ SUB Mission/SFCBF


Yelp is for when you don’t know cock about dick, but you have the urge to shut down a dying business. 

- Anna Seregina @ SUB Mission/SFCBF [Paraphrase]

Yelp is for when you don’t know cock about dick, but you have the urge to shut down a dying business. 

- Anna Seregina @ SUB Mission/SFCBF [Paraphrase]

If there’s anything you take from my set, “[it’s] hoes gotta learn.” 
- Dave Thomason @ SUB Mission/SFCBF [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore] 

If there’s anything you take from my set, “[it’s] hoes gotta learn.” 

- Dave Thomason @ SUB Mission/SFCBF [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore] 

Andy Haynes @ SUB Mission/SFCBF 

Andy Haynes @ SUB Mission/SFCBF 


Anybody here watch Homeland? One person? Nobody else can afford premium channels? I love a nice, poor audience! 

- J.C. Coccoli @ Sub/Mission [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]

Anybody here watch Homeland? One person? Nobody else can afford premium channels? I love a nice, poor audience! 

- J.C. Coccoli @ Sub/Mission [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]