Comedy Day (A Sylvanite In Purgatory)
I had a nightmare, a flashback to last year’s fiasco. The gung-ho Sylvan, vikingesque spirit in the morning devolved into utter agony and sunken morale by nightfall. We struck a contingency plan, but it relied on rest and strategy.
Sleep remained elusive as a will-o’-the-wisp; I only managed to dominate three or four “Z’s”. After the glorified nap, energy trickled in adequately, a lazy aqueduct flowing past bodies, the night’s leftover affiliates. A hot roll of hearty spray reset my decay. By three-o-morning I stood alert inside sodden jeans, a Sylvan tee, neon-green Newport cap, rolled-sleeved collared shirt, everyday shoes, Miramonte hoodie, gardening gloves (lesson learned) and a considerable amount of anxiety. The rest of SylvanHouse floated lazily in stasis.



![9/14. Good Times at the Grotto @ Sports Basement. 1590 Bryant St. SF. Free. 6PM. Featuring Luke Lockfeld, Keith D’Souza, OJ Patterson, Clare O’Kane, Amy Miller, Andrew Moore, David Gborie and Andrew Holmgren. Hosted by Anthony Medina. RSVP: Here.
This Grotto Show is a Sylvan Productions Takeover! Get ready for some creativeness!
https://www.facebook.com/SylvanProductions
Also, it’s a benefit Show for Comedy Day!! 10% of proceeds go towards the SF Comedy scene. Buy some gloves or yoga pants, get 10% off your purchase, and feel good with FREE Comedy and BEER!!
[FREE BEER! FREE FOOD! FREE COMEDY! NO EXCUSES!]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9g2ib5P61qcxc43o1_500.jpg)




![Breaking News: Vitus Open Mic Starts at 6:00PM.
[Due to a huge Stevie Wonder tribute at Vitus tonight, the Open Mic portion of Vitus will be starting an hour earlier. Aside from the two features (O’Brien & Ono), all comedy will be complete by 8PM. Thanks for understanding.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tx2cbaZA1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)