"What do you guys call a fat two-faced liar? A hippo-crit."

Michael James Benson @ The Comedy Store [Paraphrase]


"This feel’s expensive."

Bobby Lee on a prostitute who opened with a “rim job” @ The Comedy Store [Paraphrase]

"This feel’s expensive."

Bobby Lee on a prostitute who opened with a “rim job” @ The Comedy Store [Paraphrase]

(Source: flickr.com)

Favorite Things of Last Night: The Comedy Store. I’ve never seen anything like it. No Punch Line Sunday Showcase matches its gravity, no Dorsey Locker Blue Candle matches its brutality. The Store is a beast in itself, but, most importantly, gave me an opportunity to hang out/work out with my comedy diaper-buddy, Stuart Thompson, whose determination, talent, and vision is as inspiring as it is daunting.]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Josh Androsky @ Shotwell Studios