"You put the “UTI” in beautiful"

— Albert Corado’s “hypothetically dismal” pick-up line @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

"Andy Griffin shot a man n Reno, just to see Johnny Cash take credit for it."

- Ken Townsend @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

(Source: Spotify)

"The producer said if I could bring 20 people to pay $20, I could get 10 minutes of stage-time at this unpaid showcase…If that had that many people supporting me, I wouldn’t be a comedian."

Jenn Dronsky @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

"I used to think that “anal sex” was just sex with a really fussy person."

— Alice Muller @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

"Have you ever been forced to receive a blowjob because you don’t want to seem racist?"

— Christopher John on stripper etiquette @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]


"Jewish people: we have religion, but we don’t have the energy."

- Toby Muresianu @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

"Jewish people: we have religion, but we don’t have the energy."

- Toby Muresianu @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

Wednesdays: Brand New Open Mic at The Flying Pig @ 433 South Van Ness Ave. 8-10pm. Free. 

Wednesdays: Brand New Open Mic at The Flying Pig @ 433 South Van Ness Ave. 8-10pm. Free.