"You put the “UTI” in beautiful"
— Albert Corado’s “hypothetically dismal” pick-up line @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]
“Andy Griffin shot a man n Reno, just to see Johnny Cash take credit for it.”
- Ken Townsend @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]
(Source: Spotify)
"The producer said if I could bring 20 people to pay $20, I could get 10 minutes of stage-time at this unpaid showcase…If that had that many people supporting me, I wouldn’t be a comedian."
— Jenn Dronsky @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]
"I used to think that “anal sex” was just sex with a really fussy person."
— Alice Muller @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]
"Have you ever been forced to receive a blowjob because you don’t want to seem racist?"
— Christopher John on stripper etiquette @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]
![“Jewish people: we have religion, but we don’t have the energy.”
- Toby Muresianu @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/1092909401c8e3ff6714407fcc78a905/tumblr_miggxjeGjm1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
