3/2. The Friend Zone @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Rajeev Dhar, Land Smith, Gabby Poccia, Clare O’Kane, OJ Patterson and Natasha Muse. Hosted by Matt Louv. Produced by Sylvan Productions.
![“Your face might be symmetrical but your ass cheeks are not!”
- Jules Posner on Denzel Washington’s nudity in Flight @ The Friend Zone/Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/8309495a5732b8db348d92b7412253c2/tumblr_mgccl0ibEK1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"I hate you all, already."
— Josef Anolin’s opening line to a despondent crowd @ The Friend Zone/Dirty Trix Saloon
![“I know some of you are thinking, ‘I could do that’. I feel like [my performance] has inspired people”
- Kyle Mizono @ The Friend Zone/Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/90f7f15bbc3e15cb4754d73ccb68a84e/tumblr_mgcap8d7FQ1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
1/5. The Friend Zone (Free Comedy) @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Featuring Cameron Vannini, Jules Posner, Josef Anolin, Kyle Mizono, Neel Nanda, Tushar Singh, Ivan Hernandez, Kate Willett and Kevin Munroe. Hosted and Produced by Matt Louv.
Join us in the Friend Zone this Saturday, as we invent straw-man fantasies about how girls only like guys who are mean to them and ride motorcycles, instead of confronting the reality that we just don’t have any interesting skills and say things out loud like Ninja Turtles are mutants not aliens god dammit Michael Bay you punk asshole motherfucker.
8/18. The Friend Zone @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9pm. Free. Featuring Steven Pearl, Kaseem Bentley, Vince Mancini, Matt Lieb, and Kevin Macias. Hosted by Matt Louv. RSVP: Here.
