8/16. Comedy @ The Knockout (3223 Mission St. SF) headlined by Jessica Sele, one of the funniest in the Bay.
"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."
– Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."

Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"I’m a sensible adult, I use coasters, until [I have] sex and then it’s FLUIDS EVERYWHERE!"

Matt Lieb @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]


4/5. Standup at the Knockout @ 3223 Mission St. Free. 7:30pm. Featuring David Gborie, Matt Lieb, Papp Johnson, Steve Post and Paloma Rosa. Hosted by Richard Toomer.
Richard Toomer and Andrew Roberts at the inaugural Knockout Open Mic

Richard Toomer and Andrew Roberts at the inaugural Knockout Open Mic

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"I used to love the song "No Scrubs" by TLC, until I grew up and met all of the qualifications…Yeah, I live with my parents, but I’m saving this money for us."

Johan Miranda @ The Knockout Open Mic [Paraphrased]