"You can tell a lot about a person by where they grab the bear when squeezing out honey"
— Jesse Elias @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
"VIP Heaven is a gym with bottle service."
— Josh Androsky @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
![“Do you guys like first impressions?”
- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3b69d8fa33f534250cbe79bf15bcd40/tumblr_mmfp1ycAkI1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“Do you guys like first impressions?”
- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]
"OJ, the thing I like about you is that you have nothing in common with OJ Simpson, except I hear your laughters in my sleep."
— Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
"Anyone here ever cry and come at the same time before? … My set turns people on, or at least makes [couples] appreciate each other."
— Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
![“I’m not cute. I dress like I’m in the 9th grade. I’m not cute.”
- Ryan Papazian @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/e023034507bcdb80b230f120782fb318/tumblr_mi896gxqoE1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![“Honey, I bought dinner, but you still have to cook it, SO GET IN THERE!”
- Joey Devine on the Papa Murphy’s Heart-Shaped Pizza @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f848350d6c8b420e4b38846cefb68c3/tumblr_mi87nvy0DL1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
