"Does anybody else think Regina Spector is just Ben Folds in drag?"

— Tobias Livingston @ The Night Light/Move Along, Nothing to See Here [Paraphrase]

"You know how women say, ‘All men want is sex?’. Naw. I want a job… I’d rather have a job with benefits than a friend with benefits."

Matt Lieb @ The Night Light/Move Along, Nothing to See Here [Paraphrase]

"I’m so poor that I don’t know when’s the last time I bought clothes in a place that only sells clothes. Anyplace I shop for clothes I can get two t-shirts, a box of condoms, and a can of propane."

David Gborie @ The Night Light/Move Along, Nothing to See Here [Paraphrase]

"I’m trying to figure out what part of Oakland you’re from because you’re very quiet… I want to move there."

Karinda Dobbins addressing the lethargic crowd @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

"You can tell a lot about a person by where they grab the bear when squeezing out honey"

Jesse Elias @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

"VIP Heaven is a gym with bottle service."

Josh Androsky @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]


"Do you guys like first impressions?" 

- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"Do you guys like first impressions?" 

- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"OJ, the thing I like about you is that you have nothing in common with OJ Simpson, except I hear your laughters in my sleep."

Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

"Anyone here ever cry and come at the same time before? … My set turns people on, or at least makes [couples] appreciate each other."

— Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]


"I’m not cute. I dress like I’m in the 9th grade. I’m not cute."

- Ryan Papazian @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I’m not cute. I dress like I’m in the 9th grade. I’m not cute."

- Ryan Papazian @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]