10/8-9. Killing My Lobster Conquers the Galaxy (Final Shows). The Jewish Theater. 470 Florida St. $10-20. 7&10PM(Sat). 7PM(Sun). More Information: Here.

10/8-9. Killing My Lobster Conquers the Galaxy (Final Shows). The Jewish Theater. 470 Florida St. $10-20. 7&10PM(Sat). 7PM(Sun). More Information: Here.

9/15-10/23. Marga Gomez’s “Not Getting Any Younger” @ The Marsh. 1062 Valencia St. SF. $15-35. More Information: Here.

[Opening Night for the Fall Run!]

9/2. Star Trek Live: The Way to Eden (Opening Day) @ Dark Room Theater. SF. 2263 Mission St. $20. 8 PM.

 Space: the final frontier. The Enterprise has been given a brand  new mission, to seek out new life and civilization, so they can get down  with the Federation! Yes Sci-Fi fans, pandemonium reigns when a bunch  of “Space Hippies” beam on to the Enterprise and cause trouble,  exercise free love and play that damn rock and roll that is corrupting  kids even centuries from now! Come and be one with us as we gleefully  pay homage to this anachronistic original episode, dripping with overly  wrought metaphors and lame social commentary!  As our favorite halfblooded Vulcan would say, it will be fascinating. 
(via Dark Room SF )

9/2. Star Trek Live: The Way to Eden (Opening Day) @ Dark Room Theater. SF. 2263 Mission St. $20. 8 PM.

Space: the final frontier. The Enterprise has been given a brand new mission, to seek out new life and civilization, so they can get down with the Federation! Yes Sci-Fi fans, pandemonium reigns when a bunch of “Space Hippies” beam on to the Enterprise and cause trouble, exercise free love and play that damn rock and roll that is corrupting kids even centuries from now! Come and be one with us as we gleefully pay homage to this anachronistic original episode, dripping with overly wrought metaphors and lame social commentary!

As our favorite halfblooded Vulcan would say, it will be fascinating.

(via Dark Room SF )

8/7 Greg Proops on Previously Secret Information @ Stage Werx. 533 Sutter St. SF. $25-35. 7&9:30 PM. Featuring Joe Klocek and Dhaya Lakshminarayanan.

[Previously Secret Information is a storytelling show where performers talk about aspects of their on-stage persona, background, or inspiration. This show features Proops talking about how he once worked for a speed dealer in Burlingame, CA. A riveting story from a riveting man. More information: Here.]

8/7 Greg Proops on Previously Secret Information @ Stage Werx. 533 Sutter St. SF. $25-35. 7&9:30 PM. Featuring Joe Klocek and Dhaya Lakshminarayanan.

[Previously Secret Information is a storytelling show where performers talk about aspects of their on-stage persona, background, or inspiration. This show features Proops talking about how he once worked for a speed dealer in Burlingame, CA. A riveting story from a riveting man. More information: Here.]

Now-7/24. Every Thur/Sat/Sunday. Marga Gomez “Not Getting Any Younger” @ The Marsh. 1062 Valencia St. SF. More Information Link.

[A Marvelous Marga, The Hardest Working Woman in The Bay]

SF Gate conducts an insightful article on Zahra Noorbakhsh’s one person show currently running at Stage Werx every Thursday in February. 

Tonight: The Last Airbender via Bad Movie Night @DarkRoomTheater. 2263 Mission St. 8 PM. $5. Featuring Mike, Sherilyn, and Dan.
[Bad Movie Night at the Dark Room is reportedly like an interactive Mystery Science Theater. I used to do similar antics at my college. From experience I can tell you it’s fun on a sponge cake.]

Tonight: The Last Airbender via Bad Movie Night @DarkRoomTheater. 2263 Mission St. 8 PM. $5. Featuring Mike, Sherilyn, and Dan.

[Bad Movie Night at the Dark Room is reportedly like an interactive Mystery Science Theater. I used to do similar antics at my college. From experience I can tell you it’s fun on a sponge cake.]

Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm
December 3 - 18, 2010

Kris Kringle and Pere Noel are famous Christian luminaries who officiated over the winter solstice celebrations in Austria and France for generations. Now, they languish under house arrest in Limbo after refusing to retool the solstice celebration into a big birthday party for Jesus. Meanwhile, their enslaved minions—wicked horned demon Krampus and unrepentant serial killer Pere Fouettard—are enduring their 500th year of eternal punishment in Purgatory, as they have ever since their former masters were Decommissioned.

But when Fouettard discovers how to escape back to Earth, Satan offers them immunity from celestial punisment if they can figure out how to break into Hell.

With the fate of the world at stake, Jesus offers Kringle and Noel a chance to redeem themselves and save Christmas from the foul forces of evil.

Will Kringle and Noel save Christmas? Will Zeus swear in ancient Greek?
Will Moses finally get a blanket? Will Santa Claus ever shut up?
There is only one way to find out.

Come to The Dark Room Theater this December and find out who’s been naughty and who’s been nice.

Christmas in HELL is a new original holiday play written and directed by Jim Fourniadis and stars Steffanos X, Justin Gomes, Ralph Hoy, Lionel Rouge, Jim Jeske, Sherilyn Connelly, Craig Souza, Zachary Davenport and Andrew Moore.

Tickets: $20 at the door,
and online at brownpapertickets.com/event/138198

Starts tonight and stars the Sylvan Kids. Good enough for me.