"Half my dick is still a virgin"
— Travis Curry on the length of his “too much” @ 800 Larkin
"Leave me alone you big ass bully. You’re the reason gay people kill themselves in record numbers."
— Travis Curry at a big-time, big-body heckler @ Tommy T’s Showroom
![When you wish upon a star, that star is probably already dead
- Alex Lindo @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Travis Curry]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m049jdjX7f1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![2/10. Lyall Behrens @ Sports Basement. 1590 Bryant St. 6:30PM. Free. Featuring Travis Curry, Charlie Ballard, Andrew Moore, David Gborie and Shanti Charan. Hosted by Anthony Medina
[Ever drink beer and watch comedy next to an elliptical?]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5lgtDD951qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![Tony [Sparks] looks like a cannibalistic black undertaker… ‘he never buys any food but he’s always full…’
Travis Curry @ Brainwash Year End Show [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7kxlBziD1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"You look like your mom fucked a Muppet"
— Travis Curry, to Lyall Behrens, during an impromptu game of Dozens @ 800 Larkin
![How much does a Death Star cost these days anway?
- Leo drawing parallels between the Empire and Wall St. @ 800 Larkin
[Photo by Travis Curry]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveeqwpohF1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![I told my dad I was suicidal. He told me “Real men use guns”.
-Roman Leo @ 800 Larkin
[Photo by Travis Curry]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltolrcw3Aj1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![10/28. Lydia Popovich @ The Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 10 PM. Feat Mimi Vilmenay, Travis Curry, Marcus Josh, Trevoi Fortson, and Jabari Davis. Hosted by Tony Sparks.
[Do not sleep on this San Francisco, you crusty-eyed land of dreamers]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthicmcWVa1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"…When I start making money at this thing called comedy (Off Microphone: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!)…"
— Travis Curry @ Castagnola’s [Paraphrase]
