"Half my dick is still a virgin"
— Travis Curry on the length of his “too much” @ 800 Larkin
"Leave me alone you big ass bully. You’re the reason gay people kill themselves in record numbers."
— Travis Curry at a big-time, big-body heckler @ Tommy T’s Showroom
"You look like your mom fucked a Muppet"
— Travis Curry, to Lyall Behrens, during an impromptu game of Dozens @ 800 Larkin
"…When I start making money at this thing called comedy (Off Microphone: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!)…"
— Travis Curry @ Castagnola’s [Paraphrase]