Proletarian: an expensive word for cheap labor. #artwiculate

- Natasha Muse (via Twitter: @NatashaMuse)
[Photo by Amy Miller]

Proletarian: an expensive word for cheap labor. #artwiculate

- Natasha Muse (via Twitter: @NatashaMuse)

[Photo by Amy Miller]

"I have a 100 dollars for sale. I’m asking 90 bucks for it or best offer. It’s in good condition, have all the paperwork. Call before 5."

— John Hoogasian (via Twitter: @JohnHoog)

"The only things standing in my way is my immense self-loathing and this fucking economy."

— Joe Gorman (via Twitter: @joeygorman )

"Fondue - nachos for rich people."

— Sam Weber (via Twitter: @Sam_Weber)

"@AndrewWK Even though it’s kind of your specialty, I’m pretty sure I could beat you at Mario Party."

— Jacob Rubin (via Twitter: @jacobsrubin)

"Wall Street has reached a level of greed and corruption not seen since Chrysler’s near monopoly of the minivan market in the 1990s."

— Trevor Hill (via Twitter)

"I just rollerbladed 20 miles. The other people on the treadmills were looking at me pretty weird though. Fucking gym snobs."

— Chase Perdue (via Twitter)

"Do you think old people have “Gray Pride” parades?"

— Anthony Sandoval (via Twitter)


Don’t give a lactose intolerant person cheese unless you like the smell of dairy air

- Andrew Holmgren (via Twitter)
[Photo by Stephen Loewinsohn]

Don’t give a lactose intolerant person cheese unless you like the smell of dairy air

- Andrew Holmgren (via Twitter)

[Photo by Stephen Loewinsohn]

"The Maury Povich Show provides illegitimate TV credits to illegitimate children."

— Jules Posner (via Twitter)