4/22. Urbane Comedy Showcase @ OMG! Lounge. 43 6th St. SF. $3. 9PM. Featuring Zorba Hughes, Richard Toomer, Jabari Davis and Kaseem Bentley. Hosted by Valerie Branch. 

4/22. Urbane Comedy Showcase @ OMG! Lounge. 43 6th St. SF. $3. 9PM. Featuring Zorba Hughes, Richard Toomer, Jabari Davis and Kaseem Bentley. Hosted by Valerie Branch. 

Debut of LOL@OMG, open mic comedy at Club OMG (43 Sixth St. SF). Free. 7-9PM. Hosted by Valerie Branch. 

Debut of LOL@OMG, open mic comedy at Club OMG (43 Sixth St. SF). Free. 7-9PM. Hosted by Valerie Branch. 

8/8. Jokers & Queens @ Tommy T’s Showroom. 1000 Van Ness Ave. SF. 9:30pm. $20.  Comedy:  Cassandra Gorgeous, Natasha Muse, Pippi Lovestocking and Ronn Vigh. Drag from Jackie Cox, Kit Tapata, Holotta Tymes, and Ruby Holiday. Hosted by Pia Messing and Ginger Snap. RSVP: Here. 

Ginger Snap and Valerie Branch have hand picked the best drag queens and comics that San Francisco has to offer for this phenomenal line up of talent! Come out to the beautiful Tommy T’s Showroom for an unforgettable night of entertainment!

8/8. Jokers & Queens @ Tommy T’s Showroom. 1000 Van Ness Ave. SF. 9:30pm. $20.  Comedy:  Cassandra Gorgeous, Natasha Muse, Pippi Lovestocking and Ronn Vigh. Drag from Jackie Cox, Kit Tapata, Holotta Tymes, and Ruby Holiday. Hosted by Pia Messing and Ginger Snap. RSVP: Here

Ginger Snap and Valerie Branch have hand picked the best drag queens and comics that San Francisco has to offer for this phenomenal line up of talent! Come out to the beautiful Tommy T’s Showroom for an unforgettable night of entertainment!

7/8. Fag Hag Comedy Show @ Deco Lounge. 510 Larkin St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Glamis Rory, Farah Haidari, Clare O’Kane, Rachael Shapiro, Valerie Branch, Kate Willett, Astrid and Jenn Dronsky. Hosted by Charlie Ballard. 

7/8. Fag Hag Comedy Show @ Deco Lounge. 510 Larkin St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Glamis Rory, Farah Haidari, Clare O’Kane, Rachael Shapiro, Valerie Branch, Kate Willett, Astrid and Jenn Dronsky. Hosted by Charlie Ballard. 

"Has anyone here had sex with a comedian? It’s never a booty call, it’s always a call back."

— Valerie Branch @ Deco [Paraphrase]

3/31. Josh Marcus @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 8PM. $20. Featuring Valerie Branch, Tim Wolcott, Aliceon Beltrani, Daryus Monday and Nina G. Hosted by Jabari Davis. Tickets Available: Here.

3/31. Josh Marcus @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 8PM. $20. Featuring Valerie Branch, Tim Wolcott, Aliceon Beltrani, Daryus Monday and Nina G. Hosted by Jabari Davis. Tickets Available: Here.

Ladies Night Winter Formal 2011 by Armando Reyes
[Valerie Branch, Natasha Muse, Liz Grant, Kristee Ono, Lydia Popovich, Colleen Watson and Morgan]

Ladies Night Winter Formal 2011 by Armando Reyes

[Valerie Branch, Natasha Muse, Liz Grant, Kristee Ono, Lydia Popovich, Colleen Watson and Morgan]

"I haven’t done comedy in a couple of weeks… [hypothetical heckler] “It shows!”"

— Valerie Branch @ Brainwash Ladies Night (Winter Formal).

"If two bisexuals have a baby, is that considered a bi-product?"

— Valerie Branch @ Deco Lounge [Paraphrase]

Valerie Branch and the Deco Bar in: Homonyms

  • Valerie Branch: I'm what is known as an ally [to the gay community]
  • Deco Bar: Or a fruit fly.
  • Valerie Branch: Or a fruit fly.
  • Deco Bar: Or Goldilocks.
  • Valerie Branch: Or Goldilocks... Goldilocks? I've never heard that one before.