“I don’t know what you said, but it sounded drunk.”
- Stephen Ku at an boisterous audience member @ Vitus
Comedy Theme Song: “La Cucaracha” performed by Los Platanos
[Vitus was very weird last week. Case in point: Dave Clay singing this.]
![Do you guys remember “Inspector Gadget”? [Uproarious applause] Come on, nobody likes Inspector Gadget that much!
- Jesse McGrath @ Vitus](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rdf9wIlm1ru2vepo1_500.jpg)
Do you guys remember “Inspector Gadget”? [Uproarious applause] Come on, nobody likes Inspector Gadget that much!
- Jesse McGrath @ Vitus
(Source: toon-anime)
"I committed social suicide; I tried to kill myself during a party. Nobody would talk to me afterward… because I was dead."
— Christopher John @ Vitus
![I’m trying to make money but it’s either “babysitter” or “mustache”
- Mikey McKernan @ Vitus [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61a1m4l8Z1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![I had to stop drinking because I was tired of hearing the same thing when I went into the liquor store: “Good morning, Mike Spiegelman”
- Mike Spiegelman @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5q12ly60K1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
Favorite Things of Last Night: Jessica Sele
![Third tip to save money: kill yourself. 9 out of 10 economists agree that dead people spend less money.
- Jesse Elias @ Vitus [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5oqd5ewsF1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"Instead of asking “When will there be a female comedian”, write some jokes and go to an open mic."
— Caitlin Gill towards the audience members @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
"Parrots are the Uncle Toms of birds…They’ve internalized the language of their oppressors… and they love crackers."
— George Chen @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
