Favorite Things of Last Night: Vitus (5/31/2012)
"You guys, how dykey do you have to be for [straight] guys to not hit on you… because I won’t wear Crocs. I won’t!"
— Jessica Sele @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
"I have a problem with watching reality T.V. It’s addictive. I almost had to go to “Celebrity Rehab” Rehab."
— Ben Kolina @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
![I like hookers because they let you do things that your girlfriend won’t; you pay them, they have to do it. You get to do things like… have an opinion.
- Justin Alan @ Vitus
[Photo by Russell Limprecht]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n86qLPMy1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
I like hookers because they let you do things that your girlfriend won’t; you pay them, they have to do it. You get to do things like… have an opinion.
- Justin Alan @ Vitus
[Photo by Russell Limprecht]
"Sodomy after murder seems pretty shitty."
— Coree Spencer @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
"I can’t wait for Rick Santorum’s gay sex meth scandal."
— Dave Clay @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
"The only thing to strengthen you against mushrooms is years of cocaine use."
— Mean Dave @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
Comedy Theme Scene: Do The Right Thing
[THEY KILLED RADIO RAHEEM! - Joey Devine @ Vitus]
Exclusive: Moshe Kasher Interview (Part 1)
The following interview took place April 4th 2012 at Vitus in Oakland on Moshe Kasher’s book tour. Moshe is a comedian based in Los Angeles, born in New York and raised in Oakland. He’s hilarious, and if you need to catch up, click: here.
