Favorite Things of Last Night: Vitus (5/31/2012)

Favorite Things of Last Night: Vitus (5/31/2012)

"You guys, how dykey do you have to be for [straight] guys to not hit on you… because I won’t wear Crocs. I won’t!"

— Jessica Sele @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

"I have a problem with watching reality T.V. It’s addictive. I almost had to go to “Celebrity Rehab” Rehab."

— Ben Kolina @ Vitus [Paraphrase]


I like hookers because they let you do things that your girlfriend won’t; you pay them, they have to do it. You get to do things like… have an opinion. 

- Justin Alan @ Vitus 
[Photo by Russell Limprecht]

I like hookers because they let you do things that your girlfriend won’t; you pay them, they have to do it. You get to do things like… have an opinion. 

Justin Alan @ Vitus 

[Photo by Russell Limprecht]

"Sodomy after murder seems pretty shitty."

— Coree Spencer @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

"I can’t wait for Rick Santorum’s gay sex meth scandal."

— Dave Clay @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

Edwin Li and Roman Leo roleplaying @ Vitus 

Edwin Li and Roman Leo roleplaying @ Vitus 

"The only thing to strengthen you against mushrooms is years of cocaine use."

— Mean Dave @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

Comedy Theme Scene: Do The Right Thing

[THEY KILLED RADIO RAHEEM! - Joey Devine @ Vitus]

Exclusive: Moshe Kasher Interview (Part 1)

The following interview took place April 4th 2012 at Vitus in Oakland on Moshe Kasher’s book tour. Moshe is a comedian based in Los Angeles, born in New York and raised in Oakland. He’s hilarious, and if you need to catch up, click: here

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