"I’m kind of nostalgic for when I used to think thoughts and not say them into microphones."
— Walker Glenn @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]
"I’m kind of in a rut; I’m not doing super great. I recently took a narcissism personality disorder quiz online. It was the first link that came up while I was googling myself."
— Walker Glenn @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy (Full Set: Here @ 01:49:10)