"'I can't, it's a union thing, I've had too many dicks today'"
— Dave DeLuca dramatizing prostitutes’ excuses @ Massés Bar and Grill [Paraphrase]
"'Sometimes you gotta drink when the juice is ready'"
— Keon Polee on nonsensical advice @ Massés Sports Bar and Grill
"You guys ready for my high self esteem comedy?"
— Amy Miller @ Massés Sports Bar and Grill [Paraphrase]
"I’ve performed in front of empty chairs and tables all over this country… I’m glad they didn’t turn off the TV’s so that I can watch guys my size make millions of dollars. I’m getting paid in chicken strips. I should have done something with my life!"
— Kevin Munroe @ Masses Sports Bar and Grill [Paraphrase]