"I would be a gross homosexual. I’m already a gross heterosexual."

— James Fluty @ Masses Sports Bar and Grill [Paraphrase]

Hey guys. I’m performing at Masses (2721 North Main St.) in Walnut Creek @ 9 pm today. No Cover, Cheap Beer. Some of my favorites are on the bill so its bound to be a good time.

Hey guys. I’m performing at Masses (2721 North Main St.) in Walnut Creek @ 9 pm today. No Cover, Cheap Beer. Some of my favorites are on the bill so its bound to be a good time.

Wednesday Comedy News: 7/20/2011

Gastalt Comedy Showcase. 3159 16th St. SF. 9 PM. No Cover. Hosted by Joe Gorman and David Cairns. [Good food and drink available as well.]

W. Kamau Bell & Kevin Avery @punchlinesf . 444 Battery St. SF. 8 PM. $15. Featuring Janine Brito.


Sylvan Productions Open-Mic @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9 PM.

Blue Room @ The Stud. 9th & Harrison St. 9 PM. Free. [Word on the street is that a documentary camera crew will be filming this night. Quick, somebody call Sweet Gale!]

Ladies Night at the Brainwash. Hosted by Kristee Ono. Sign Ups: 7:30. Show: 8ish. 

The Business @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission Street. $5. 8 PM. Featuring Chris Garcia, Bucky Sinister & Guests: Greg Edwards and Paco Romane

No Alex? No Sean? No problem! The Business welcomes two exciting guests from near and far to hold down the fort with Chris and Bucky this week. From Los Angeles, we welcome San Francisco expatriate Greg Edwards, and from just a few blocks away in the Mission, we welcome Paco Romane.

Greg Edwards is a native of Virginia who cut his comedy teeth in the Bay. Now he’s brought his one-liners, handsome good looks, and southern charm to Los Angeles, but makes a triumphant return to the Business this week. Paco Romane is a comedian and actor, a member of the sketch group Killing My Lobster, and the producer of The Romane Event, a monthly comedy showcase at the Make-Out Room.

As always, the show is just five dollars and burrito-eating is tolerated - nay, encouraged!

Wednesday Night Comedy @ Masses Sports Bar and Grill. 2721 North Main St. Walnut Creek. 9 PM. 21+. No Cover. Featuring Headliner Greg Asdourian, Ellery Urquhart, Butch Escobar, Dave DeLuca. Hosted by David Studebaker.

Greg Asdourian and Marga Gomez

Greg Asdourian and Marga Gomez

Comedy on a Wednesday “SAY WHAT!” 4/13/2011

For the People Comedy Tour @ The Sacramento Punchline. 2100 Arden Way #225. 8 PM. $13. Featuring Frankie Quiñones, Janine Brito, Cory Loykasek, Bryan Yang, Jabari Davis and special guest Rodger Lizaola. 

Open Mic @ Senzala. 250 East Java Drive. Sunnyvale. Sign-Ups: 9:15. Show: 9:30-12:30. Hosted by. Imran G. 

Blue Room @ The Stud. 9th & Harrison St. 9 PM. Free. Hosted by David Hawkins and Kelly Anneken

Promedy at the Brainwash. Hosted by Kristee Ono. Sign Ups: 7:30. Show: 8ish. (I’m taking a limo) 

The Business @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission Street. $5. 8 PM. Featuring Chris Garcia, Bucky Sinister, Sean Keane, Alex Koll and guests: Kevin O’Shea and Stefan Stignei

This week the Business welcomes SF’s own Kevin O’Shea, LA’s own Stefan Stignei and welcomes back founding Businessman Alex Koll! 

Alex has been touring this great country of ours, performing his magical stand-up and exploring every diner, drive-in, and Zagat-rated rest stop along the way. He’s back this Wednesday, with laser-like focus, a chip on his shoulder, and a dynamite recipe for chili con carne that will knock your socks off.

Kevin O’Shea is a friend to the Business and a force in the San Francisco comedy scene. He’s performed at Sketchfest and produced such shows as Funny Jerks, Blah! Blah! Blah!, and the short-lived cult sketch favorite, Frown Land. Please enjoy his dark, rough-and-tumble, absurdist comedy - but keep your hands where Kevin can see them, pilgrim.

Stefan Stignei is a comedian from Los Angeles who performs at the Comedy Store, the Hollywood Improv, and many other spots. He’s an expert on video games and a savant at one-liners. And if you have anything disparaging to say about Oregon State University, he will leg wrestle you on the spot.

We’ve also got Bucky, Chris, and Sean on hand to help out. As always, the Dark Room is BYO-Burrito, and Cancun Taqueria remains across the street. Five bucks, 8 PM.

Wednesday Night Comedy @ Masses Sports Bar and Grill. 2721 North Main St. Walnut Creek. 9 PM. 21+. No Cover. Featuring Joe Gorman, Trevor Hill, John Hoogasian and headliner Kris Tinkle. Hosted by Greg Asdourian. 

Wednesday Comedy News: 3/30/2011

 

Open Mic @ Senzala. 250 East Java Drive. Sunnyvale. Sign-Ups: 9:15. Show: 9:30-12:30. Hosted by. Imran G. 

Stud Open Mic. 9th & Harrison St. 9 PM. Free. contact: studcomedy @ yahoo dot com for bookings (Last official Stud night before Blue Room merger).

Ladies Night at the Brainwash. Hosted by Kristee Ono. Sign Ups: 7:30. Show: 8ish.(Always a good time. Female friendly. Girlfriend friendly?) 

Business @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission Street. $5. 8 PM. Featuring Chris Garcia, Bucky Sinister, Sean Keane, Chris Thayer and guest: Rob Cantrell

The final Business show in a triumphant month of March features special guest Rob Cantrell! Rob made his standup comedy bones in his adotped hometown of San Francisco before leaving for fame and fortune elsewhere. Said fame and fortune includes “Last Comic Standing,” “The Marijuana-Logues,” and a performance film - “Metaphysical Graffiti – A Road Movie” - that screened at the Cannes Film Festival. He’s a contributing writer for High Times magazine, and he’s got an album called “Keep On The Grass,” which was recorded right here in San Francisco.


We’ve also got Chris Garcia, Bucky Sinister, Sean Keane, and Chris Thayer, along with comfortable theater seating, and convenient access to Cancun Taqueria. As always, admission is just five American dollars. See you there, America.

Wednesday Night Comedy @ Masses Sports Bar and Grill. 2721 North Main St. Walnut Creek. 9 PM. 21+. No Cover. Featuring Janine Brito, Clara Bijil, Fernando Soltero, Pat McCoy and Dave Thomason. Hosted by Greg Asdourian. 

Frisco Disco w/ Sammy Franco @ the Make-Out Room. 3225 22nd St. SF. 10pm-1:30pm. [After all the laughs, it’s time to dance.]

Open Mic Comedy @ WPLJ’s. 2112 N Main Street. Walnut Creek. 8:00 PM. Hosted by Juan Mesta. 

Open Mic Comedy @ WPLJ’s. 2112 N Main Street. Walnut Creek. 8:00 PM. Hosted by Juan Mesta.