Live from studio 1a at 4pm. I’ve got the usual and the special. The usual: Dr. Brian’s weekly call-in from whatever shitty town he happens to be in Texas.

The Special: At 5pm our special guest: Will Durst, Reigning as C-SPAN’s favorite comic (8 appearances,) Durst is a 5-time Emmy nominee and…

The “You’re A Effin Moron Show Theme Song” by. Ben Feldman.

[These kids are cute. You know, in that Elks Lounge kinda way.]