Fuck ‘Em If They Don’t Understand Our Love
5 Tips on a Sunny Day in San Francisco by Edwin Li
"Everything is not cream pie in the comedy game."
— Sweet Gail (via ivanhernandez)
"With the mic and the stage, you’re allowed more room as a girl"
— Caitlin Gill [Paraphrased]
"You learn something new every time you go up, or at least you should."
— Coree Spencer on getting up.
"I’d rather eat shit and die on stage than do old, repetitive material"
— Charlie Ballad “F*g Comedian”
"Once you go full time, it’s a fight to remain full time… I work so I don’t have to."
— Dat Phan on remaining a working comedian in a bad economy [Paraphrase]
"You have to own your creep. You can’t be looking around"
— Duat Mai on staring at girls [Paraphrased]
"i never heard of a relationship between comix ever working out. its too competitive. wanting to be the best is difficult when u gotta care about your gf/bf doing well. its too hard. art is selfish"
— Chris Schiappacasse
"Never fuck a comic."
— Tony Sparks (about inter-comedy relationships)
