Spencer Latham, Nicole Calasich and Richard Toomer at Ivy Room Open Mic (via toomertime)

Spencer Latham, Nicole Calasich and Richard Toomer at Ivy Room Open Mic (via toomertime)

"SparkNotes is when you wanted to read a book but skip it at the same time because you didn’t trust the movie."

Adrian McNair @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"One of my favorite artists is Van Morrison. Few people know that “Brown Eyed Girl” was about a girl with green eyes and two buttholes."

Darby Herms @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"I’m existential but I also love pizza."

— Jane Harrison @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]


"[Before sex] I’ve always wanted to see an erect penis and say, ‘Did I do that?’"

- Aviva Siegel's Steve Urkle homage @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"[Before sex] I’ve always wanted to see an erect penis and say, ‘Did I do that?’"

- Aviva Siegel's Steve Urkle homage @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"Pluto is in the “friend zone” of planets."

George Chen @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ivy Room (10/20/2013)

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ivy Room (10/20/2013)


"I like Oregon because I’m racist and I like white people pumping my gas."

– Chris Riggins @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

"I like Oregon because I’m racist and I like white people pumping my gas."

Chris Riggins @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

"[Republicans] voted forty two times to repeal the law. Sounds a little obsessive compulsive, which is a mental disease, which is ironically covered in Obamacare"

— Henry Hopkins @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"If somebody asks you if you want ‘extra mustard’ [on your sandwich], they want to fuck!"

Daryus Monday on sandwich delusion @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]