"…it feels like a Care Bear’s vagina."

— Ali Wong on the warmth of an Ugg boot @ Paraphrase [Paraphrase]

Ali Wong by Leo Hochberg

Ali Wong by Leo Hochberg


Do you know how excited I’d be with six Plan B pills?

- Ali Wong @ Club Deluxe [Paraphrase]

Do you know how excited I’d be with six Plan B pills?

- Ali Wong @ Club Deluxe [Paraphrase]

The Adam Carolla Show. 9/7/2011 Edition. Special Guest: Ali Wong.

[SF Native, Wong, comes in at the 56 minute mark (halfway through), to talk about comedy and television. She even name drops the Brainwash. Check it out.] (via brendanlynch)

Ali Wong by. Quoc Ngo

Ali Wong by. Quoc Ngo

"If there are any couples out there that don’t do anal… GROW UP! JUST GROW UP!"

— Ali Wong @ Outside Lands Festival

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Comic Ali Wong (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno) (by NBC)


Tie-Dye is the concert t-shirt for your mind

Ali Wong on hallucinogens and apparel 

Tie-Dye is the concert t-shirt for your mind

Ali Wong on hallucinogens and apparel 

"You emotionally berate, berate, berate….and then you suck his dick a little to make him feel better…it’s a delicate balance….a cha cha cha…"

— Ali Wong (via lydiapopovich)

Ali Wong

Ali Wong