"My original pick-up line was, ‘Hey, you wanna get drunk and tell each other lies?’"

- Andre Parker @ Amnesia 
[Photo by Rachael Shapiro]

"My original pick-up line was, ‘Hey, you wanna get drunk and tell each other lies?’"

- Andre Parker @ Amnesia 

[Photo by Rachael Shapiro]


That guy just didn’t want to get better.

Rajeev Dhar on Operation @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

That guy just didn’t want to get better.

Rajeev Dhar on Operation @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

Dr. Dream @ Amnesia 

Dr. Dream @ Amnesia 

Aaron Urist @ Amnesia 

Aaron Urist @ Amnesia 

"I’ve been running this mic for about two years and one of the vast improvements is significantly less rape jokes."

— Rajeev Dhar @ Amnesia 

"Watching an iHop commercial is like seeing a condom on the street…by the time your mind registers what’s happening, it’s too late."

— Riah Gouvia @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"Just let me bomb OJ…"

— A defeated Cameron Vannini @ Amnesia 


I know I’m not going to make you laugh enough to want to have sex with me, but I know I can go to the bathroom and stick my dick in this beer.

- Juan Medina @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]

I know I’m not going to make you laugh enough to want to have sex with me, but I know I can go to the bathroom and stick my dick in this beer.

- Juan Medina @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]

4/28. Rajeev’s Big Nite Out @ Amnesia. 578 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $7. Featuring David Gborie, Andrew Holmgren, Keith D’Souza, and Luke Lockfeld. Music by Sand City, the Cuss, and RAFA. Hosted by Rajeev Dhar. 

4/28. Rajeev’s Big Nite Out @ Amnesia. 578 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $7. Featuring David Gborie, Andrew Holmgren, Keith D’Souza, and Luke Lockfeld. Music by Sand City, the Cuss, and RAFA. Hosted by Rajeev Dhar. 

"Bam! That’s the wrong sound for a knife."

— Rajeev Dhar @ Amnesia