I think instead of using exorcists, people should just hire Pac-Man… cause he eats mad ghosts yo.

- Land Smith @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

I think instead of using exorcists, people should just hire Pac-Man… cause he eats mad ghosts yo.

- Land Smith @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]


The only thing I knew about self-defense was, “Throw the 8-sided die! It’s the pointy one!”

Sean Murphy on his D&D-laced childhood @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

The only thing I knew about self-defense was, “Throw the 8-sided die! It’s the pointy one!”

Sean Murphy on his D&D-laced childhood @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"I think the most awkward time to be Chinese is when we were putting the Japanese in internment camps… that’s the smartest thing I’ve ever wrote."

— Gabby Poccia @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]


"My original pick-up line was, ‘Hey, you wanna get drunk and tell each other lies?’"

- Andre Parker @ Amnesia 
[Photo by Rachael Shapiro]

"My original pick-up line was, ‘Hey, you wanna get drunk and tell each other lies?’"

- Andre Parker @ Amnesia 

[Photo by Rachael Shapiro]


That guy just didn’t want to get better.

Rajeev Dhar on Operation @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

That guy just didn’t want to get better.

Rajeev Dhar on Operation @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

Dr. Dream @ Amnesia 

Dr. Dream @ Amnesia 

Aaron Urist @ Amnesia 

Aaron Urist @ Amnesia 

"I’ve been running this mic for about two years and one of the vast improvements is significantly less rape jokes."

— Rajeev Dhar @ Amnesia 

"Watching an iHop commercial is like seeing a condom on the street…by the time your mind registers what’s happening, it’s too late."

— Riah Gouvia @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

"Just let me bomb OJ…"

— A defeated Cameron Vannini @ Amnesia