fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"
— Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"

Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"I feel like marijuana is just a gateway drug to Wikipedia."

Trevor Hill @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

7/19. Dames aux Gateaux present…Phyllis Diller Day (Vintage Clothing Sale) at The Alameda Museum. 2324 Alameda St. Free.
"San Francisco: If you can make it here, you’re still gonna have to make it somewhere else."

Dro @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

portlandstandupphotoalbum:

Kyle Mizono (Native). It’s Gonna Be Okay. Eastburn. 07/07/14. Photo by Jason Traeger.

7/16! Super Trashed Bros: Crowdsourced Video Game Drinking Game @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 7:00pm. Featuring Ivan Hernandez, Jesse Fernandez, Jacob Rubin and Will Scovill. Hosted by OJ Patterson, Jesse McGrath, and Stephen Ku. 

[ONE WEEK AWAY! Somebody come to this so I’m not so stressed out? It’s a comedian-paneled game show, where if you fail you drink and we field audience suggestions. It’s our first show, please come out and support!]

7/16! Super Trashed Bros: Crowdsourced Video Game Drinking Game @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 7:00pm. Featuring Ivan Hernandez, Jesse Fernandez, Jacob Rubin and Will Scovill. Hosted by OJ Patterson, Jesse McGrath, and Stephen Ku.

[ONE WEEK AWAY! Somebody come to this so I’m not so stressed out? It’s a comedian-paneled game show, where if you fail you drink and we field audience suggestions. It’s our first show, please come out and support!]

(Source: courtingcomedy)

[EVERYBODY’S LOOKING FOR LOVE! While I was witness to this date, I particularly enjoy the disdain for Papp Johnson’s invasive crowd work]

mattgubser:

Cameron Edmondson and Medicine Bug at Troubled Comedy at Amnesia. (at Amnesia)

mattgubser:

Cameron Edmondson and Medicine Bug at Troubled Comedy at Amnesia. (at Amnesia)